Rewards In Islamic Paradise

[Cheers]

In Islamic Paradise Here Is What Men And Women Receive:

Men get 72 of these chicks:
Physical Attributes:
• Wide and beautiful lovely eyes/Like pearls
• Hairless except the eye brows and the head
• Beautiful
• White skinned
• Transparent to the marrow of their bones
• Eternally young
• Companions of equal age

Sexual Attributes:
• Untouched/with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse
• Virgins
• Voluptuous/full-breasted/With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang
• Appetizing vaginas

Personality Attributes:
• Chaste
• Restraining their glances
• Modest gaze

Other Attributes:
• Splendid
• Pure
• Non-menstruating/non-urinating/non-defecating and childfree
• Never dissatisfied
• Will sing praise

Women get:
Women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him". (Bullshit!)

Even though I menstruate, pee and shit, I bet I could sell these Muslim guys boatloads of sand. The Muslim women would be a tougher sell.

Source

 

[Michelangelo]

"non-urinating / non-deficating"

You've still got it, Cheers. Where ya been?

 

[rolltide]

appetizing hairless pussies that don't urinate or menstruate. sweet, i'm switching religions

 

[ScottL]

Not so fast Rolltide. Here's one of the virgins:

 

[ScottL]

^^^Arafat's reaction upon arriving in 'Paradise'

 

[mplastered]

Hahaha I may get up over 95% today. Thankyou sir!

 

[GasMan]

Wow, are these assholes gonna be disappointed.

 

[rolltide]

Not so fast Rolltide. Here's one of the virgins:

no worries. gotta have a few rough ones in that pack of 72. I'll let him/her take care of singing praise

i've been assured that most will look like Penelope Cruz (or catalina cruz for that matter)

 

[ScottL]

How about Celia Cruze?

 

[ScottL]

Nyahhhhhhh, wub-wub-wub

 

[Cheers]

"non-urinating / non-deficating"

You've still got it, Cheers. Where ya been?

Spent six months studying the Qur'an so I could make this post as accurate as possible.

 

[Michelangelo]

You'll be the second terrorist amongst us. Well, we've been brainwashed through repetition to think that there is another one.

 

[mplastered]

Spent six months studying the Qur'an so I could make this post as accurate as possible.

Kill anyone yet?

 

[Cheers]

You'll be the second terrorist amongst us. Well, we've been brainwashed through repetition to think that there is another one.

Definitely a work of fiction, probably written by pornographers and pedophiles.

 

[Cheers]

Kill anyone yet?

Not yet...By the way, could you email me your home address?