Reaching out to middle America ..

[lander]

Bear with me here, as I am trying to understand your culture.

If you are from middle America please answer the following questions :

1. Do people who vote for Kerry go to hell?
2. Do people who vote for Bush go to heaven?
3. Do you find people in LA to be immoral?
4. Have you ever (tell the truth now) mounted one of your live stock?
5. Are you pro-life?
6. Are you glad that Bush set the execution record?
7. Are you mad at the Dems for Nam?
8. Do you support Bush for Iraq?
9. Whats more important -- the Pope condemning Bush for Iraq or you church saying a vote for Kerry is a sin?
10. Did somebody have to read these questions to you?
11. Do you love "red" states more that "blue" states?
12. Is it evil that Bin Laden practices poligamy?
13. Is it ok that Utah practices poligamy?
14. How many circles are in your family tree?
15. Why are you reading this instead of fighting in Iraq?

Thanks my countrymen. I feel closer already, almost like we're imbred brothers.

God bless America, and nobody else (except Isreal even though you said they killed Jesus).

 

[lander]

Just in case the directions confused any of you -- I will demonstate how to answer. For demonstration purposes I will pretend that I live in Nebraska, but still maintain my New England morals.

1. No.
2. No.
3. Sometimes.
4. No.
5. Yes.
6. No.
7. Yes.
8. No.
9. The thing about the Pope.
10. No.
11. No.
12. No.
13. No.
14. The tree says 0 but I suspect 1 on the Welsh side.
15. I would rather disect myself than serve Bush.

 

[GAMEFACE]

Wow! will the DNC adopt this strategy. The new 527s should be a huge hit. Early prediction the dems lose seats in the 2006 senate and house elections. I know Stacilu they are only 2 horse races so no big prediction.

 

[lander]

Wow! will the DNC adopt this strategy. The new 527s should be a huge hit. Early prediction the dems lose seats in the 2006 senate and house elections. I know Stacilu they are only 2 horse races so no big prediction.

Game, I had you pegged at

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. Church
10. Yes
11. Yes
12. Yes
13. Yes
14. (2x+1)y where y is the level, and x is the number of levels
15. I like when other people's kids die for my Christian Jihad agenda.

Is this close?

 

[GAMEFACE]

Lander,

Contact Hillary and see if she is interested in your 527 ideas. They should be a huge success for the GOP. Running people into the ground does not get them to vote for you.

 

[lander]

Lander,

Contact Hillary and see if she is interested in your 527 ideas. They should be a huge success for the GOP. Running people into the ground does not get them to vote for you.

Game,
I resent that. Middle America ran itself into the ground -- I merely pointed it out. I try reaching out and this is the gratitude that I get.

 

[lander]

Game,
Do you reside in Middle America?
If so, which state?

 

[GAMEFACE]

All 31 of them.

 

[lander]

Why doesn't a fabrication from the right surprise me?

 

[GAMEFACE]

I thought you were fleeing to Canada..

 

[lander]

I thought you were fleeing to Canada..

When I started planning to go you needed 70 points to go, but soon after they raised the bar to 75. I suspect this increase was in response to people fleeing America as Bush destroys in. I have 74 points.

My options to gain more points are :
1. Become a doctor
2. Learn French
3. Save up 4,000,000

None of which are going to happen, and I do not want to be locked into a work visa like a slave.

Also, my family has grown and it would be unfair to uproot them because 59,000,000 nutjobs fear progress.