Quirky SEXUAL things about girls/women you've been with (Warning explicit language)

[thecentaur]

This is half out of curiosity and half because I don't want to keep seeing a thread about sock length at the top of the page making me feel queer


I remember one girl I was seeing had to move away for awhile. With some good dirty talk I could literally work her into an orgasm

Another girl I dated enjoyed giving me BJs more than anything else and would org over it

I will think of more soon...now you go

 

[tatehill2000]

i had a girl that after we banged would go to the front of the bed, and she would beg god for forgivness,, and hit her head rather hard,, lol,,

it was a sinner thing,,, pretty scary at first,,, but then,, i got used to it,, haha,,, and would go eat some pizza, and drinka beer,,, then when she finished i would try to bang her agian,, lololol,,,

 

[thecentaur]

i had a girl that after we banged would go to the front of the bed, and she would beg god for forgivness,, and hit her head rather hard,, lol,,

it was a sinner thing,,, pretty scary at first,,, but then,, i got used to it,, haha,,, and would go eat some pizza, and drinka beer,,, then when she finished i would try to bang her agian,, lololol,,,

LOL that's awesome

Some of those holy rollers are the wildest

 

[pocketrockets]

i had a girl that after we banged would go to the front of the bed, and she would beg god for forgivness,, and hit her head rather hard,, lol,,

it was a sinner thing,,, pretty scary at first,,, but then,, i got used to it,, haha,,, and would go eat some pizza, and drinka beer,,, then when she finished i would try to bang her agian,, lololol,,,

thats some funny shit right there

 

[pocketrockets]

I had a girl who asked me to slap her across the face quite hard and bang her violently... she scratched my back and often drew blood. We once were shitfaced at a pub and we started slapping each other (while intoxicated on booze and blow) and just laughing like maniacs... imagine some creepy fucking joker+haley quinn interaction, all people at the bar freaking out LOL LOL.

Have a girl who asks me to pour coke on my dick so she can suck it... she has done rails from it, while I fuck her doggy she bumps a few as well. Debauchery.

Another used to demand I bite her nipples rather hard. Ive met a few freaks yeah, not denying I'm one myself.

 

[thecentaur]

thats some funny shit right there

I know I can't stop chuckling about it

Girl is by the bed begging forgiveness while tatehill is in the living room recharging

 

[thecentaur]

I took this stripper to a hotel one time and she was a complete freak

Type of girl who made you feel like a god because everything I did to her drove her insane she was that freaky

Her moans turned to like some kind of emotional crying out I'm not sure I can adequately describe, it was awesome though

I went through her purse while she was in the shower afterward and I found some pictures of her with her family. She looked like some regular housewife with kids, I felt kind of bad but she had not told me about that

The next morning I left her sleeping and went down for some breakfast. The buffet was right below the doors to the rooms and when I emerged from my room I definitely got some weird looks from people and some poor, scarred little kids LOL. I just kept my head down and ate some waffles.

 

[StevieRay]

Had a girl tell me to give her 12" and make it hurt So I fucked her 3 times and hit her over the head with a frying pan

 

[tanner12oz]

Girl required brushing teeth after going down on her..

she was mental

 

[flashmo]

I had one that asked me to pee in her ass. Honest to god..nope, didn't do it

 

[razorbackpicks]

I had one that asked me to pee in her ass. Honest to god..nope, didn't do it

what a fuckin liar, we all know you tried it. Ha

 

[easygoer+]

I took this stripper to a hotel one time and she was a complete freak

Type of girl who made you feel like a god because everything I did to her drove her insane she was that freaky

Her moans turned to like some kind of emotional crying out I'm not sure I can adequately describe, it was awesome though

I went through her purse while she was in the shower afterward and I found some pictures of her with her family. She looked like some regular housewife with kids, I felt kind of bad but she had not told me about that

The next morning I left her sleeping and went down for some breakfast. The buffet was right below the doors to the rooms and when I emerged from my room I definitely got some weird looks from people and some poor, scarred little kids LOL. I just kept my head down and ate some waffles.

Went through her purse when she was in the shower. lol

 

[thecentaur]

Went through her purse when she was in the shower. lol

I wasn't trying to steal anything but I didn't even know her real name. I think anyone in here in the same position with her purse right there in front of u would have done the same thing.

 

[tanner12oz]

I wasn't trying to steal anything but I didn't even know her real name. I think anyone in here in the same position with her purse right there in front of u would have done the same thing.

ummm no

 

[thecentaur]

Are all horse bettors sanctimonious or just the ones in this thread?

 

[eventhorizon]

I had a girl that was not really into intercourse, her thing was giving head. She would always say finish in my mouth. One time I was banging her doggy and I busted, she gave me this look like are you kidding. Why didn't you come in my mouth? It happened again and she got pissed saying what the fuck is this. She ended up breaking up with me. I guess I wasn't a good listener.

 

[eventhorizon]

I had another girl who like to be on her back and get pounded hard. When I went harder she would hold her breath and her eyes rolled up. I wasn't thinking about sex just if she was going to pass out. The longer I went the longer she would not breathe. It was a little scary.

 

[Bourn]

I had a girl that was not really into intercourse, her thing was giving head. She would always say finish in my mouth. One time I was banging her doggy and I busted, she gave me this look like are you kidding. Why didn't you come in my mouth? It happened again and she got pissed saying what the fuck is this. She ended up breaking up with me. I guess I wasn't a good listener.

She's picky I guess

 

[JohnnyMac]

I had a girlfriend who was a strict vegan; She ate no animal products whatsoever. So, the first time she's giving me head she tells me not to come in her mouth (animal product, you know). Well, I do. And she jumps up, gags, runs to the kitchen sink, and throws up. All the while I'm trying so hard not to laugh my ass off.

 

[MikeB]

Anytime I had a chick that didn't like to swallow, after I unloaded, I would hold her nose and rub her throat like you would do to a dog after giving him a pill.




Oh wait, this thread is about stuff that chicks do........Ill have to get back to you