BOYS I AM SITTING HERE AS I TYPE LOOKING AT 15 TICKETS FOR THE POWER BALL LOTTERY TONIGHT WORTH A WHOPPING 210 MILLION.WHAT A WAY TO BRING IN THE NEW YEAR.TOP 10 THINGS I WILL DO IF I HIT THE BIG JACKPOT
I GRIN WHEN I WIN
#10 I WILL BUY THE RX AND FIRE THE WHOLE STAFF I WILL HIRE NEW MODERATORS WHO WILL BE INSTRUCTED TO LET THE PEOPLE SPEAK MY MODS WILL BE SICK GAMBLER,JJGOLD,LOU DIAMOND,AND ILL BRING BACK UNCLE WELCHER NUTS JUST SO I CAN FIRE HIM AND WATCH HIM RUN AWAY CRYING
#9 I WILL MOVE TO PALM SPRINGS AND PLAY GOLF EVERYDAY WITH THE CELEBERTIES AND BE INVITED TO FANCY PARTIES WITH CLINT EASTWOOD AND THE BOYS
#8 SORRY HONEY BUT I WILL HAVE TO LEAVE MY LOVELY WIFE BEANTOWNJIM THE MULTI MILLIONARE CANT BE SEE WITH A 39 YEAR OLD BROAD I WILL BE THE NEW AND YOUNGER HUGH HEFNER
I GRIN WHEN I STICK IT IN I WILL BE THE NEW SPOKESMAN FOR VIAGRA
#7 I WILL BY OUR OVERWEIGHT AND OUT OF SHAPE EX MARINE GENERAL PETE A PURPLE HEART FOR THE WARS HE HAS FOUGHTEN HERE AT THE RX
#6 I WILL BUY SEASON TICKETS TO THE CELTICS GAMES COURTSIDE SO I CAN TELL PAUL PIERCE WHAT I REALLY THINK OF HIM HE SUCKS HE IS BONE HEAD PUNK WHO THINKS HE IS A SUPERSTAR MAN I HATE HIS STUPID FACE
#5 I MIGHT BUY MY OWN SMALL PLANE AND GO INTO THE DEADBEAT BUSINESS INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM THE CEMEMNT SHOES IN BOSTON HARBOR. THE WISE GUYS CAN HIRE ME TO TAKE THE DEADBEATS AND SCAMMERS ON A PARACHUTE JUMP ONLY PROBLEM FOR THEM IS THERE WONT BE ANY PARACHUTES
ILL CHARGE 5 GRAND A MAN JERANIMO,JERANAMO
# 4 I ALWAYS WANTED TO FIGHT FREDDY FROM MAJOR WAGER BUT HE HAS BEEN DUCKING ME SO IF I HIT THE POWER BALL I WILL PUT UP A 100,000 PURSE TO GET FREDDY INTO THE RING SO I CAN KICK HIS ARSE
#3 I WILL TAKE A TRIP TO CUBA BANG A COUPLE OF BROADS GET 10 BOXES OF FIDEL CASTRO'S BEST CIGARS HAVE A NICE CUBAN SANDWICH AND SAY HELLO TO ELIAN GONZALES.
#2 THERE IS NO # 2 I AM DRAWING A BLANK
#1 IF I HIT THE 210 MILLION DOLLAT JACKPOT TONIGHT I WILL BUILD MY OWN SMALL TOWN IT WILL BE A GAY FREE ZONE (WE WILL HAVE NO STARBUCKS,WE WILL HAVE BARBERS NOT STYLIST'S,NO MENS FIGURE SKATING ALLOWED IN MY TOWN,ANYBODY WITH FAG NAMES LIKE BEN,ZACK,JONATHAN,MAX,STEPHEN WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN MY TOWN,I WILL HAVE NO REST AREAS IN MY TOWN,NO Y.M.C.A.'S,NO STEP AROBICS CLASSES IN MY TOWN,NOBODY WHO USES THERE FULL NAME IS ALLOWED EXAMPLE RICHARD IS RICH,JONATHAN IS JOHN,KENNETH IS KEN,GET MY DRIFT FELLAS HOW COME GAY MEN INSIST ON USING THERE FULL NAMES IT DRIVES ME NUTS.THESE ARE THE RULES IN MY NEW TOWN FELLAS OBEY THE RULES OR BE SHOT AT SUNRISE END OF STORY
#10 I WILL BUY THE RX AND FIRE THE WHOLE STAFF I WILL HIRE NEW MODERATORS WHO WILL BE INSTRUCTED TO LET THE PEOPLE SPEAK MY MODS WILL BE SICK GAMBLER,JJGOLD,LOU DIAMOND,AND ILL BRING BACK UNCLE WELCHER NUTS JUST SO I CAN FIRE HIM AND WATCH HIM RUN AWAY CRYING
#9 I WILL MOVE TO PALM SPRINGS AND PLAY GOLF EVERYDAY WITH THE CELEBERTIES AND BE INVITED TO FANCY PARTIES WITH CLINT EASTWOOD AND THE BOYS
#8 SORRY HONEY BUT I WILL HAVE TO LEAVE MY LOVELY WIFE BEANTOWNJIM THE MULTI MILLIONARE CANT BE SEE WITH A 39 YEAR OLD BROAD I WILL BE THE NEW AND YOUNGER HUGH HEFNER
#7 I WILL BY OUR OVERWEIGHT AND OUT OF SHAPE EX MARINE GENERAL PETE A PURPLE HEART FOR THE WARS HE HAS FOUGHTEN HERE AT THE RX
#6 I WILL BUY SEASON TICKETS TO THE CELTICS GAMES COURTSIDE SO I CAN TELL PAUL PIERCE WHAT I REALLY THINK OF HIM HE SUCKS HE IS BONE HEAD PUNK WHO THINKS HE IS A SUPERSTAR MAN I HATE HIS STUPID FACE
#5 I MIGHT BUY MY OWN SMALL PLANE AND GO INTO THE DEADBEAT BUSINESS INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM THE CEMEMNT SHOES IN BOSTON HARBOR. THE WISE GUYS CAN HIRE ME TO TAKE THE DEADBEATS AND SCAMMERS ON A PARACHUTE JUMP ONLY PROBLEM FOR THEM IS THERE WONT BE ANY PARACHUTES
# 4 I ALWAYS WANTED TO FIGHT FREDDY FROM MAJOR WAGER BUT HE HAS BEEN DUCKING ME SO IF I HIT THE POWER BALL I WILL PUT UP A 100,000 PURSE TO GET FREDDY INTO THE RING SO I CAN KICK HIS ARSE
#3 I WILL TAKE A TRIP TO CUBA BANG A COUPLE OF BROADS GET 10 BOXES OF FIDEL CASTRO'S BEST CIGARS HAVE A NICE CUBAN SANDWICH AND SAY HELLO TO ELIAN GONZALES.
#2 THERE IS NO # 2 I AM DRAWING A BLANK
#1 IF I HIT THE 210 MILLION DOLLAT JACKPOT TONIGHT I WILL BUILD MY OWN SMALL TOWN IT WILL BE A GAY FREE ZONE (WE WILL HAVE NO STARBUCKS,WE WILL HAVE BARBERS NOT STYLIST'S,NO MENS FIGURE SKATING ALLOWED IN MY TOWN,ANYBODY WITH FAG NAMES LIKE BEN,ZACK,JONATHAN,MAX,STEPHEN WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN MY TOWN,I WILL HAVE NO REST AREAS IN MY TOWN,NO Y.M.C.A.'S,NO STEP AROBICS CLASSES IN MY TOWN,NOBODY WHO USES THERE FULL NAME IS ALLOWED EXAMPLE RICHARD IS RICH,JONATHAN IS JOHN,KENNETH IS KEN,GET MY DRIFT FELLAS HOW COME GAY MEN INSIST ON USING THERE FULL NAMES IT DRIVES ME NUTS.THESE ARE THE RULES IN MY NEW TOWN FELLAS OBEY THE RULES OR BE SHOT AT SUNRISE END OF STORY
