4/01/04 AP wire reports
"Freddy bids Adu"
AP - After playing proffesional soccer for the last 11 years, 14 year old phenom Freddy Adu is ready to call it quits. "I want to learn to do things, the other kids did like get potty trained and stop wearing pampers." Freddy seemed content with his descion. "I know there are other numbers after 3, but we have no use for those in soccer but I am really excited at this chance to learn what they are as well as spend time with my family."
"Freddy bids Adu"
AP - After playing proffesional soccer for the last 11 years, 14 year old phenom Freddy Adu is ready to call it quits. "I want to learn to do things, the other kids did like get potty trained and stop wearing pampers." Freddy seemed content with his descion. "I know there are other numbers after 3, but we have no use for those in soccer but I am really excited at this chance to learn what they are as well as spend time with my family."
*NFL announces new partnerships with Pinnacle and Olympic Sportsbooks
*NBA referee says "I was just keeping up with Magic" when confronted with evidence that he fathered 11 children
*Anna Kournikova comes out of the closet "sorry boys, the relationships with the hockey players and Enrique were all 'just friends' that the media didn't believe"
*MLB announces its final, Montreal will be getting a second team
*English club Manchester United announces Malcolm Glazer has acquired over 50% of the stock, team will relocate to Tampa for 2005 Premiership
*Pat Riley turns down Lakers head coaching job; signs extension with Reed High to continue to coach the state champion girls team
And for you Canadians out there:
*Hockey commentator Don Cherry announces he will retire at the end of the season; he looks forward to his new job as Canadian ambassador to Sweden announcing "I will be building many new bridges of friendship with the Swedes"
*NBA referee says "I was just keeping up with Magic" when confronted with evidence that he fathered 11 children
*Anna Kournikova comes out of the closet "sorry boys, the relationships with the hockey players and Enrique were all 'just friends' that the media didn't believe"
*MLB announces its final, Montreal will be getting a second team
*English club Manchester United announces Malcolm Glazer has acquired over 50% of the stock, team will relocate to Tampa for 2005 Premiership
*Pat Riley turns down Lakers head coaching job; signs extension with Reed High to continue to coach the state champion girls team
And for you Canadians out there:
*Hockey commentator Don Cherry announces he will retire at the end of the season; he looks forward to his new job as Canadian ambassador to Sweden announcing "I will be building many new bridges of friendship with the Swedes"
Greenbay Packers
www.gopack.com
March 31st, 2004
AP- In a surprising move, Green Bay Packers QB, Brett Favre has called it quits. "without my father here any longer, the game just isn't the same and I just ain't sure I will be a contributing member any more." This has stunned head coach Shermann who was quoted saying, "we are beginning talks with Kordell Sterwart and hope to have him signed by late April." The Green Bay Packers just made the post season last year due to a loss by the Minnesota Vikings, but without the heart of Brett Favre, would never have been in contention. Ahman Green, franchise running back, said "It will be a great loss to our organization... read more.
www.gopack.com
March 31st, 2004
AP- In a surprising move, Green Bay Packers QB, Brett Favre has called it quits. "without my father here any longer, the game just isn't the same and I just ain't sure I will be a contributing member any more." This has stunned head coach Shermann who was quoted saying, "we are beginning talks with Kordell Sterwart and hope to have him signed by late April." The Green Bay Packers just made the post season last year due to a loss by the Minnesota Vikings, but without the heart of Brett Favre, would never have been in contention. Ahman Green, franchise running back, said "It will be a great loss to our organization... read more.
