I'd hit her, but honestly, only to fit in with you guys. As far as semi-classy foreign chicks who like to pretend they're American go, I'll take Cate Blanchett over Nicole any day.
But, yes, I would hit it. But no, I cannot tell a lie -- when I came in her mouth I'd be pretending that that guy from the IRS back in '01 had taken me up on my original settlement offer, which was along the lines of "How about I blow a load in your mouth and let you leave here with all your body parts still attached?"
I don't like to get into long stories, there's enough Butches/oldfriends/Railbirds in the world already. But one day my story of how I learned to write a check to the IRS without stabbing myself in the spleen with the pen in self-defence might make a good read here. God, I hate those legally-sanctioned robbers. Take my money, buy missiles and Similac for crack babies and help fund a six-lane spanner bridge in some godforsaken Wisconsin backwater where a senator's brother-in-law is an out-of-work civil contractor. Bastards.
Phaedrus
PS. I'd definitely hit Nicole if Cate was lying on top her, so I could sort of alternate between doing Nicole missionary and Cate doggie-style while I watched them make out. Speaking of which: Angelle, Jen, in Vegas I was hoping ... um ... nevermind.