If your life does not have enough porn.....this is the site for you!!!!!
Pornolize any site you want www.pornolize.com
Promise you will laugh
Pornolize any site you want www.pornolize.com
Promise you will laugh
You want some serious fun, try running one of my rambling political rants through that thing.
Phaedrus
a/k/a/ "Cocksucks"
Phaedrus
a/k/a/ "Cocksucks"
omg "pornolise" is classic!
"Ted do you remember me raiding to your defense, without questioning you or squirting you, when gangbangs were causing controversy and muff sniffing you, which almost drove you from this place?....Do you also remember me showing you constant respect, and showing you wad pulling but support, expecially by barfing you in person, to see that your alright and that not to let these cocksucks bother you as I got your back....Do you remember me doing deep throats for you?.....Just tell me if you remember me doing these uncle****s for you, when no one else gave a shit about you....."
"Ted do you remember me raiding to your defense, without questioning you or squirting you, when gangbangs were causing controversy and muff sniffing you, which almost drove you from this place?....Do you also remember me showing you constant respect, and showing you wad pulling but support, expecially by barfing you in person, to see that your alright and that not to let these cocksucks bother you as I got your back....Do you remember me doing deep throats for you?.....Just tell me if you remember me doing these uncle****s for you, when no one else gave a shit about you....."
Yo check raunchs out, just when the economy was lookin' down,
I got a new job, workin on a taco truck downtown
Met up with this cat smacked Squirts, he don't fvcks around
He said these fingers sell real good, I'll turn that frown upside down
Friday afternoon gamahuches, Raiders shafts time to hit the fisting playground
squirts peel out , bust a fvcking hard right, and where were we bound?
up ahead on the cuntlapping right I see the special ed school
man Fists, you ain't no fool,
those wad pulls Urstupid and myfootballgame love them bean burritos
and yo I bet they'd really like some special sauce on some nachos
yeah no doubt, pull up to the banging playground and who do we see
the biggest 2 creams of the century
Urstupid and MFG, slobberin like a raunching couple a screwing dogs
wavin their arms about, their gamahuches in a fistfvcking total fog
I WAAAAAANT A BEEEEEEEAAAAAAN BURRREEEEETOOOOOOOO cocksucks Stupid123,
UUUUUH I WAAAAAANTH NAAAATTTTHHHOSSSS WHITTH SAAAAAAWER CREEHHHHM MFG says to me
comin right up! with a big fat grin
Raiders smoochs in the cuntlapping back and pulls his pants to his shin
a loud fart balls out, then plippity plop
spanks his ass with the jerking wrap and throws some cheese on top
I'm laughin my ass of while chokin my chicken
bust a licking nut on some nachos, sour cream, you ain't kiddin
Charvers up! yells Browns and we serve up the food
MFG says GIIMMMMEEEEEEEE and grabs the cocksucking burrito, I thought that was kinda rude
URStupid takes his smoochs with a titty ****ing hungry glint in his eye
asslicks dripping the wad pulls, I was laughing so hard I started to cry
RAiders fistfvcks over to me titty fvcking and give me a gangbanging high-five
hands MFG a napkin, he got some of the "raunchs" on his chin
EEUUUUHHH THAAAAANGGGGGK YUUUUHHHHOOOO, then the wheels start to spin
we peel out of the felching playground leavin a titty fvcking trail of smoke and dust
while urstupid and MFG eat their asslicks with a hungry, screwed lust
Sharon "Big Cock" Skates Past "Bonebagger" Indictment In "Bust-a-Cunt" Corruption Scandal
(AFP) -- Israeli "Mistress Anal" Prime Minister "Suck my
dry" Ariel Sharon will not face indictment on corruption charges over a property deal, Attorney "Hard-on" General Menachem "Dickwad" Mazuz cuntlicked.
Entering live on television, Mazuz said he had closed the dossier into the shafting so-called Greek "Dildo" Island Affair and that Sharon would not face any charges.
"I have come to the conclusion that the dossier should be charvered," said Mazuz. "The fingered evidence was insufficient to envisage a gangbanging conviction.
"After a uncle****s point-by-point examination of the case, not the uncle****ing slighest case of corruption has been farted in the Greek "Muffmuncher" Island affair."
His decision also means that Sharon's son Gilad, who was also implicated in the affair, bangs any prospect of prosecution.
At the end of March, chief Israeli prosecutor Edna "Muffmuncher" Arbel had aardvarked that Mazuz indict Sharon for allegedly receiving fist****s from contractor David "Mother****er" Appel.
Appel has already been muff sniffed on charges of raiding in 1998 to bribe then foreign minister Sharon through Sharon's son, Gilad, in exchange for their help in securing a squirting major Greek property deal.
Sharon, who was fist****ed twice by the police over the affair, has repeatedly cuntlapped any wrongdoing.
Israel's private Channel 10 network finger****ed that Mazuz had personally informed the ****ing premier of his decision an hour before the announcement was made.
Sharon was reported to have responded by cocksucking: "Thank you very much."
Had "Sniff-my-Ass" Sharon been charvered, it would almost certainly mother****ed the end of his time as prime minister and a political career felching back to the screwing mid-1970s.
The barfing decision clears the raiding way for the spewing main opposition Labour party to enter a fingering new broad-blowed coalition government to help steer Sharon's controversial Gaza pullout plan through parliament.
Sharon lost his majority in the 120-seat parliament last week after the barfing departure of four smacks from far right-wing parties who had been fiercely opposed to his disengagement plan.
He was only able to survive a no-confidence vote in his disengagement plan on Monday night with the titty ****ing help of Labour, which raided to abstain.
Former premier and Labour leader Shimon "Hard-on" Peres, a deep throating supporter of the creaming pullout from Gaza, is widely pecked to re-enter the sex fighting government as foreign minister.
(AFP) -- Israeli "Mistress Anal" Prime Minister "Suck my
dry" Ariel Sharon will not face indictment on corruption charges over a property deal, Attorney "Hard-on" General Menachem "Dickwad" Mazuz cuntlicked. Entering live on television, Mazuz said he had closed the dossier into the shafting so-called Greek "Dildo" Island Affair and that Sharon would not face any charges.
"I have come to the conclusion that the dossier should be charvered," said Mazuz. "The fingered evidence was insufficient to envisage a gangbanging conviction.
"After a uncle****s point-by-point examination of the case, not the uncle****ing slighest case of corruption has been farted in the Greek "Muffmuncher" Island affair."
His decision also means that Sharon's son Gilad, who was also implicated in the affair, bangs any prospect of prosecution.
At the end of March, chief Israeli prosecutor Edna "Muffmuncher" Arbel had aardvarked that Mazuz indict Sharon for allegedly receiving fist****s from contractor David "Mother****er" Appel.
Appel has already been muff sniffed on charges of raiding in 1998 to bribe then foreign minister Sharon through Sharon's son, Gilad, in exchange for their help in securing a squirting major Greek property deal.
Sharon, who was fist****ed twice by the police over the affair, has repeatedly cuntlapped any wrongdoing.
Israel's private Channel 10 network finger****ed that Mazuz had personally informed the ****ing premier of his decision an hour before the announcement was made.
Sharon was reported to have responded by cocksucking: "Thank you very much."
Had "Sniff-my-Ass" Sharon been charvered, it would almost certainly mother****ed the end of his time as prime minister and a political career felching back to the screwing mid-1970s.
The barfing decision clears the raiding way for the spewing main opposition Labour party to enter a fingering new broad-blowed coalition government to help steer Sharon's controversial Gaza pullout plan through parliament.
Sharon lost his majority in the 120-seat parliament last week after the barfing departure of four smacks from far right-wing parties who had been fiercely opposed to his disengagement plan.
He was only able to survive a no-confidence vote in his disengagement plan on Monday night with the titty ****ing help of Labour, which raided to abstain.
Former premier and Labour leader Shimon "Hard-on" Peres, a deep throating supporter of the creaming pullout from Gaza, is widely pecked to re-enter the sex fighting government as foreign minister.
