Pop-culture phenom Shamwow guy arrested

[Presto]

shamwow ShamWow Guy Arrested For Beating Up Prostitute

By <cite>Chris Walters</cite>, 7:59 PM on Fri Mar 27 2009, 0 views

Slap chop to the face! Vince Shlomi, aka the ShamWow Guy, aka You're Gonna Love My Nuts, was "arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room," reports the Smoking Gun.
Shlomi says the prostitute bit his tongue while kissing him, so he had to punch her to get her to let go. We guess that's one of those things you learn in the real world, like how to survive a bear attack or how to fend off a shark. The police, however, say both of them were drunk, which sounds even more believable. The website reports that prosecutors decided not to file formal charges against either party this month.


Warning: profanity, not for children


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[Presto]

the hooker's myspace

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...ID=213573296&albumID=1569909&imageID=24811233

 

[pubguy]

the hooker's myspace

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...ID=213573296&albumID=1569909&imageID=24811233

:shocked:

 

[JakeT.]

Anyone else find it funny that her MySpace page lists "Myself" under the "Companies" section...

 

[ramonscottsports]

You follow me camera guy!

 

[Halifax]

Looks a bit like Ashley Judd, expecially in the first mugshot pic.

Edit: Also just noticed that she has her t-shirt on inside-out in the first mugshot. Nice.

 

[Halifax]

Disclaimer: For the sake of full disclosure, I own 1 Slap Chop and a half-dozen or so Shamwow rags.

 

[kidman232]

sham wow's are pimp

 

[bigplay]

Maybe he will have to go back to dealing the shell game or three card in Central Park.

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

Probably got pissed when he found out it was a girl...

I wonder why Myspace removed all the pics of her parents beaming proudly...........

 

[mamatried]

More to this story than meets the eye. I've never met a hooker yet who'd let you kiss her. He was probably sticking his tongue someplace it didn't belong, and deserved what he got.

Just wondering - is forcible tongue penetration a felony?

 

[Hip2Bsq]

What was he doing kissing the hooker anyways? I thought that was a no-no. His mom must not have gave him much love when he was a toddler.

Camera guy is laughing his ass off now!

 

[whalewager]

Hip has the correct answer

 

[Rev_Al]

I would file this in her 'Playa' pics folder on her myspace

 

[Rev_Al]

 

[Presto]

He did that to her? And he didn't get cuffed and stuffed? He's giving OJ a run for his money if he keeps this up.
Never again will I underestimate the power of Sham. Unreal.

 

[nhoj]

Man and he isn't in hip hop thats some Chris Brown shitz.

 

[nhoj]

I wonder if she can apply for workmans comp??

 

[Hip2Bsq]

This is what $1000 buys you in Fla.? Vince shoulda came to Vegas. He could have had much better looking ...

I'm just sayin'..... + EV and all.

 

[bigplay]

$1000 ??? she looks like she is about 6 months off the crack and now doing vodka.