Damn Mich great day. You should gather the fam and drive down to Virginia Beach (LMFAO)
Ok, that is funny. I came back home from the pool for two reasons (really just to make a Bloody Mary).
1. I asked my wife what she thought if I were to propose packing the kids into the SUV and driving to Orlando for a vacation. Her verbatim reply was: “Honey, I wouldn’t think of sucking your dick for 2 years.”
2. The newsletter I “steal” my write-ups from released a huge play today so I thought I would share:
Blue Jays at Mariners:
Hutchinson comes into this game having recently battled the flu and in his last three starts he is 1-1 with a 6.32 ERA. Additionally, on the road this year Hutchison has a terrible 8.81 ERA
Conversely, in his only career start against Toronto, Happ is 1-0 with a complete-game shutout. Seattle is also 3-1 vs the Blue Jays this season so I’m taking the home team.
Play (listed): Seattle Mariners +118
Now guesser, vittard, and wabitch can giggle and squeal if Toronto wins.
Have a great day!