I hate to jump into this nonsense, but I'd hate some newb to buy into what you're selling. If you're going to tout yourself, be ready to get called on shit.
Of course, when the parlay loses, despite the fact that it was the "MLB PARLAY of the YEAR," you say it was less than one unit. That's why you should post how many units you are putting on every play, every night. Because the fact is that if people are following you, and see "PARLAY of the YEAR," then they are not putting less than one unit on it. Now if you must, feel free to come back with one of the silly insults I've seen you respond to others with. But personally, I would recommend a more mature respond than that.