SportSavant-reminds me of Rain Man(autistic savant)
TTinCo- Costa Rican (sounds like Tico)
Fishhead- Cambodian soup (read a lot of Asian history in school)
Dante- worthless QB (see bitter fantasy owner of Culpepper last year)
Wilheim- movie "Usual Suspects" (Kaizer Wilheim, Kaizer Soze)
OldManTed- an old man named Ted, nothing more
Journeyman- Jose Oquendo, the ultimate J'man
Rob Funk- George Clinton and "Atomic Dog" (we want the Funk)
xpanda- confused zoo animal with species reassignment surgery (before surgery that mongoose was a panda, now she's an ex-panda)