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[winkyduck]

"Actor" Tom Sizemore telling the L.A. court how many miles he must travel to see his probation officer - but we can do better - right?

"Drink 6 Beers at the same time? Brilliant!" (The Guinness ads they play on TV with those 2 cartoon guys - this is a line they use)

 

[dmmd98]

That is the amount is dollars that ESPN paid me to play Pete Rose.

 

[winkyduck]

That is the amount is dollars that ESPN paid me to play Pete Rose.

from firsthand experience i can say you are wrong - you are $5 too high

 

[~DaOnEaNdOnLy777~]

How about....

"and how many men did you say brutally raped and raveged your butt-hole last night Mr. Sizemore??" "This many, Judge!" :hump:


~DaOnEaNdOnLy777~

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

"You want I put one finger in anus or all five"

 

[corporeal]

6! there are 6 miles! ah ah ah.

 

[edub69]

I did SIX lines before I came in here. Six!