Phrases you dont hear in sports....

[-Slim-]

Taken from Rick Reilly's "The Unspoken Truth" in Sports Illustrated...


"Barry Bonds is the feel good story of the year!"

"Shaq, you shoot the technical"

"You know who'd be fun - Tom Coughlin"

"Sorry, Mr Daly, we're out of tofu"

:thumbsup:

 

[-Slim-]

"shoot the damn ball Kobe"

 

[Journeyman]

Lol Slim.

How bout "MLB has decided to hire Pete Rose for Treasurer"

 

[Timetopay]

" What condoms you buying these days Mr.Kemp?"

 

[JakeT.]

"I present Michael Vick, Humanitarian of the Year"

 

[trytrytry]

"There is no Poker coverage on TV tonight"

 

[Journeyman]

Michael Vick is our new spokesman for 'Kibbles and Bits'

 

[Timetopay]

"Where has Journey been?Havent seen a post from him all day"

 

[ihawk06]

Your HEISMAN TROPHY WINNER Brady Quinn

 

[LargeMouthBass]

Michael Vick is our new spokesman for 'Kibbles and Bits'

More like... Michael Vick is our new spokesperson for PETA. :thumbsup:

 

[LargeMouthBass]

2008 Rookie of the Year Baby Face Oden.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Get the ball to the white kid.

 

[RobFunk]

"There is no Poker coverage on TV tonight"

Thats funny.


I'll go with "This game has been perfectly officiated."

 

[docmercer]

"let's just play this hole for fun" - MJ

 

[whormoan]

"A defensive struggle in the Pac-10"

 

[royboy_3831]

" What condoms you buying these days Mr.Kemp?"

:lol:



"Nothing like college football, a sport where the true National Champion gets crowned every year."

 

[SkinsRaj28]

"I'm gay."

 

[Hal01]

"I'm gay."

The thread says sports phrases not your personal ones. :missingte

 

[WVU]

It's not about money...it's about winning

 

[royboy_3831]

It's not about money...it's about winning

Actually that's what they all say, even though it's really...

"I came here for that fat ass contract. If we win, I guess that's good too."