Couldn't resist, so here ya go:
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Capitalist on this website gets PUNK'D
Posted by Socialist
Knowing the typical knee-jerk reactions capitalists (fascists) have to marx, Engles, chomsky, etc... I decided to set up a little trap of which I would quote Adam Smith, say it's marx, and then sit back and watch as capitalist argue with themselves.
Of course gusoceros, cricket, Azeron, Wild Kardd (this kid is about as smart as a stack of bricks) and other capitalists took the bait, and this shows that conservative capitalists are not only ignorant of other people's beliefs, but their own as well.
Conservatism is perishing for a lack of a moral base and of a full philosophic defense.
- Ayn Rand, Conservatism: An Obituary, 1962
This is what happened:
Capitalist says he knows everything about Smith and that I know nothing (this gave me the idea)
Azeron (Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:58 pm):
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have you read "wealth of nations"? (not excerpts)
did you miss this paragraph:
"Among the savage nations of hunters and fishers, every individual who is able to work, is more or less employed in useful labour, and endeavours to provide, as well as he can, the necessaries and conveniencies of life, for himself, or*6 such of his family or tribe as are either too old, or too young, or too infirm to go a hunting and fishing. Such nations, however, are so miserably poor, that from mere want, they are frequently reduced, or, at least, think themselves reduced, to the necessity sometimes of directly destroying, and sometimes of abandoning their infants, their old people, and those afflicted with lingering diseases, to perish with hunger, or to be devoured by wild beasts."
the whole god dam book is about the rise of nations, and the attainment of greater economic capactiy is soley based on premikse of people willingly taking on the burdens of responsibility, and government trusting them to do so. Otherwise we decend to the level of the savages, and toss our babies to the lions. I know they don't pass along this in "Wealth of Nations" sub paragraph on capitalism in your economic woorkbook, but its definitely there. More like its an understood assumption.
what do you think Law is?
Do you think killing off future workers is good for the economy?
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Notice how he claimes that I haven't read smith only "excerpts" in my economic text book, this is too good, whose the one that has only read excerpts?
Socialist sets up the trap:
Socialist (Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 7:05 pm)
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The quote implies that poor nations have such difficulties, which is true, and you trying to relate this to abortion is ridiculous. Abandoning their infants is something nobody wants to do, but this is much different than abortion, also much different than imposing moral beliefs on people.
Heres a better quote on Workers (in a kapital market) and the importance of their menial jobs in das kapital (marx)
"The understandings of the greater part of men ... are necessarily formed by their ordinary employments. The man whose whole life is spent in performing a few simple operations ... has no occasion to exert his understanding... He generally becomes as stupid and ignorant as it is possible for a human creature to become [...] The uniformity of his stationary life naturally corrupts the courage of his mind ... It corrupts even the activity of his body and renders him incapable of exerting his strength with vigour and perseverance in any other employments than that to which he has been bred. His dexterity at
his own particular trade seems in this manner to be acquired at the expense of his intellectual, social, and martial virtues. [...] this is the state into which the labouring poor, that is, the great body of the people, must necessarily fall."
Not a very nice future for the free-market workers.
Marx was always right
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Note: Marx quoted the above in Das Kapital from Adam Smith's the wealth of Nations
Capitalists take the bait:
Cricket (Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 7:53 pm)
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Socialist wrote:
Marx was always right
Go take you medicine dear, your insanity is starting to bleed through...
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(Don't you mean adam Smith should have taken his medicine?)
WiLDD KaRDD (Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 7:55 pm)
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I can't take him seriously anymore, he has to be kidding.
Maybe someone here's playing a joke?
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Socialist:
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Don't you mean you can't take Adam Smith seriously any more? Yah, you're right, no one should listen to him.
Oh yah, somebody is playing a joke, and you just got punk'd
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At this point I posted it again and:
WiLDD KaRDD (Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 8:00 pm):
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Did someone just fart?
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Such challenging arguments from rightists. It's no wonder this moron walked right into it, NEXT:
gusoceros (Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 9:09 pm)
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Soup
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So you're saying that what Adam Smith wrote is Soup (whatever the hell this means)?
Liberty Belle:
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"Marx was always right"
And this makes you any better than the Harry Potter burning crowd how?
You think Marx is God. That's pathetic. I don't even think Ayn Rand is close to infallible.
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Maybe that's because you don't even read such authors
Here I up it a notch:
Socialist (Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 9:07 am):
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Heres some more "soup"
"People in the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in some contrivance to raise prices."
markets are prey to excesses, such is the danger of "combination" (when corporations get together to limit resources, lower pay for the workers, etc..)
"Masters are always and everywhere in a sort of tacit, but constant and uniform combination, not to raise the wages of labor."
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gusoceros (Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 9:11 am):
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Soup
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Yep, somebody who is trying to defend the free-market doesn't know the difference between Adam Smith and Karl Marx. I don't know rather to laugh or cray. (both those last two quotes were of smith by the way, the former quoted by Marcuse in one of his works)
Capitalist who says he has read smith doesn't know the difference between Smith and Marx:
Azeron (Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 9:07 pm)
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Socialist,
Since this is really a new topic that was intially addressed in the abortion thread, you mentioned that a major argument of marx was that workers in a capitalist society had to do repitious mundane tasks.
Given that the trash has to be taken out in communism and in capitalism, how does communism keep being a garbage man from becoming mundane?
how much were garbage men paid under the USSR, and how much were garbage men paid in the USA in say 1985?
Which system had garbage men living a higher standard of living, yet the tasks were essentially the same?
just wondering......
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Apparently you've forgotten more of the wealth of nationas than I have ever read. My quotes were not that of Marx but smith. I thought you read it?
SIT DOWN CAPITALISTS, YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D
Side note: the orginal Idea isn't mine but one some socialist played on a libertarian in a usernet group (the libertarian also fell into it like a moron)
Also, i've sent a note to both Alan and Kfir and asked them to make this sticky, this exposes
A. The ignornace of rightsts and the followers of "protest warrior"
B. The fact that conservative capitalists don't know what they're talking about in debate and that most of their "arguments" come from crap they've heard played out on Rush limbaugh.com or something instead of reading
C. You can never defeat socialists.
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Eight pages of hilarious
ad hominems,
non sequitors and good old-fashioned backtracking ensue
here if you're interested in watching a bunch of people who would give Donald Rumsfeld a blowjob as long as he promised not to ask or tell get their asses beaten in a debate with a semi-literate high schooler who, to judge by his posting archive, couldn't debate his way out of a large salad bowl.
Priceless. Simply priceless.
Phaedrus