The opening skit with him playing football with the kids was hilarious. Having the kid sit in the port a pot and telling him to keep the fucking door closed was great.
the bad thing about HD is that I can see Carrie Underwood with a huge thick layer of makeup on when they do a closeup.
nice use of the semicolon.
and a fu.cking classic post.
You are a really good writer. Should be another comma for a pause in there though. I'm probably wrong, I usually am.I sweat the semicolon. Even if half the time I have no idea whether or not I'm using it right. I still like to mix it up, let my sentences experiment in the bedroom every so often. Gotta spice it up sometimes to keep the relationship interesting.
That was great. It reminded me of the ESPN commerical from a long time ago where some anchor were playing basketball w/ little kids and they fouled the kids real hard, blocked all shots, and talked serious smack to them.