PETA Freaks: Make Ice Cream w/ Human Milk

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PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk



WATERBURY, Vt. -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

"PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the statement says.

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.

"The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,' so Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk."

"We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child," said a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry's.

Read PETA's letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield


September 23, 2008

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, Cofounders

Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.

Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,

On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's.

Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits.

Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer. The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease-America's number one cause of death.

Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.

And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry. Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.

The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Tracy Reiman

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Are they f'cking kidding me? I am all for the proper treatment of animals being the proud owner of two labs, but this is insane.
 

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One area most all of us can find common ground is realizing that just when you thought PETA had set a new level of Utter Fucking Wackyness, they go and raise the bar another notch.
 

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Cows rock steady.

Beef, milk, leather.........methane.....

And in the right environment, their turds create the base for psilocybin.
 

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Is PETA any less wacky than the ACLU? Not really.
 

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Good to see yer power is back up and hope your routine is getting back in order
 

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Good to see yer power is back up and hope your routine is getting back in order


I'm actually at work on a dinner break. I got power back on Sunday but I just had my weatherhead repaired today. That cost me $850, thanks IKE. I had the family staying at a hotel because it was just to hot. That was another $700, thanks IKE.

I am still working everyday and will be on this schedule until Saturday. I am hoping by then everything returns to normal.

I fugured it was time for an ACLU mention so I threw it in.
 

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hee hee

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i'd try breast milk ice cream. i don't really see whats so whacky either. i mean all of you drank breast milk growing up and now its craziness.
 

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The 2 posts prior to this one have convinced me, it's not such a bad thing. :)
 

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for everyone 1-2 good things peta attempts to do.....they have about 10 radical ones...........scary group
 

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Random - I think the real problem is that the amount of milk women give won't be quite enough to supply the whole population. :)
 

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Are there any vacancies for breast milk collectors yet, or quality control inspectors?

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