People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
Slow-pays from sportsbooks
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
Computor pop-ups.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a freaking cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
Constipation, and/or hemmorriods.
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
Hangovers
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
Cold weather
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
Lander, Dante, and Kiss1.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know *sshole, you frigging pulled me over.
Taxes
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
Liars
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
The Yankees, Vikings and a high percentage of their fans.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here * sshole!
Smoke in a casino and anyplace for that matter.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy.
Slow-pays from sportsbooks
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
Computor pop-ups.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a freaking cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
Constipation, and/or hemmorriods.
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
Hangovers
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
Cold weather
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
Lander, Dante, and Kiss1.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know *sshole, you frigging pulled me over.
Taxes
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
Liars
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
The Yankees, Vikings and a high percentage of their fans.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here * sshole!
Smoke in a casino and anyplace for that matter.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy.