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A Pennsylvania man who reportedly collapsed after a 14-day internet posting marathon asked paramedics who arrived to treat him to "turn on the computer" so he could continue surfing the web.

In the latest example of the country's troubling obsession with the virtual world, the 21-year-old named only as Mr. Vit collapsed onto the pavement outside an internet café North of Philadelphia according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.

When paramedics arrived to take the goggle-eyed man to hospital he reportedly told them: "Leave me alone and turn on the computer for me. I want to surf the internet."

Ms Akphi, a cleaning lady at the café, said she had seen the young man stagger out of the building following a two-week online binge during which he had chain-smoked, repeatedly dodged showers and eaten almost nothing.

"[At] 7am on May 3, he told me he was feeling a little dizzy and hadn't eaten for a day and that he would go out to get some food," she told the Inquirer.

"He couldn't stand up on his own so I helped him. He was quite smelly by then."

At 7.30am Mr. Vit collapsed into a heap on the ground outside.

America now has 649 million internet users, according to government figures, but also an estimated 24 million internet addicts, many of them teens.

Earlier this year a teenager from Alaska was reported to have chopped off his hand in an attempt to cure his addiction.

Chief Lard Ass, who runs a famous Anchorage "boot camp" for internet obsessed teens, said such tactics would not work.

"I fear he will become addicted again."

Mr. Vit, the internet addict, told reporters he had run away from home after becoming hooked on online role-playing games at the Rx Poli Forum.

"I found confidence in this virtual world," he said.

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I know this place. It's the Finch and Ace Cafe in Ephrata Pa.

I don't know why Vit didn't just grab something to eat there. They have amazing foot-long hoagies. Even for the cash-strapped they have this 3 inch hoagie called the 'Little Seymour'.

The last time I was there I heard screaming coming from the kitchen. One guy yelled, "You're a racist, brain dead cocksucker!" The other guy yelled back, "You come in this kitchen every day and tell lies. You are so dumb it's surreal!" I asked the cleaning lady what all the shouting was about and she said, "Oh that's the owners. They're always arguing."
 

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I know this place. It's the Finch and Ace Cafe in Ephrata Pa.

I don't know why Vit didn't just grab something to eat there. They have amazing foot-long hoagies. Even for the cash-strapped they have this 3 inch hoagie called the 'Little Seymour'.

The last time I was there I heard screaming coming from the kitchen. One guy yelled, "You're a racist, brain dead cocksucker!" The other guy yelled back, "You come in this kitchen every day and tell lies. You are so dumb it's surreal!" I asked the cleaning lady what all the shouting was about and she said, "Oh that's the owners. They're always arguing."
Can't begin to tell you how much this made me laugh. That's good stuff.

The little seymour sub.... Priceless.
 

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I laughed writing it. If I had more time it would have been 5 paragraphs. When I was done writing it every poster who frequents this forum would have either been in the cafe as a customer or employee, or had a sandwich or dessert named after them.

Anyway, glad there are 3 people in this room that laughed this week.
 

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I laughed writing it. If I had more time it would have been 5 paragraphs. When I was done writing it every poster who frequents this forum would have either been in the cafe as a customer or employee, or had a sandwich or dessert named after them.

Anyway, glad there are 3 people in this room that laughed this week.
If you can figure out how to get Russ connected dots into a hoagie.....that would be something special.
 

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If you can figure out how to get Russ connected dots into a hoagie.....that would be something special.

Ah you're taking it back to serious so I have to say - If 25% of what Russ has posted about Hillary is true she should get 25 years in jail. Now aren't you glad you asked?

How about the "What difference does it make?" omelette.The chef randomly adds 3 ingredients to your omelette. When you yell out, "hey, I ordered sausage, cheese, and green papers, the waitress yells back, "What difference does it make!"
 

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Ah you're taking it back to serious so I have to say - If 25% of what Russ has posted about Hillary is true she should get 25 years in jail. Now aren't you glad you asked?

How about the "What difference does it make?" omelette.The chef randomly adds 3 ingredients to your omelette. When you yell out, "hey, I ordered sausage, cheese, and green papers, the waitress yells back, "What difference does it make!"
That's just it....25 percent is way high. Russ shit is probably less than 1 percent true.

Please dont one tell me you're on of those guys who think that quote of hers is something that it isn't. Almost like the you didn't build that nonsense. Cmon....you're too smart to not understand the context of those.
 

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I'm also smart enough to know she's corrupt on a grand scale and a slithering snake that I want as far away from the seat of power as can be.
 

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Vit is there a reputable dermatologist near that cafe? Can't name anything after Zit unless the customer can go for treatment immediately after eating it :)
 

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I'm also smart enough to know she's corrupt on a grand scale and a slithering snake that I want as far away from the seat of power as can be.
She is no more of a snake than any other candidate on either side. She's just a bigger name.....all these guys and gals do questionable things to rise to this level. I'm confident a Ted Cruz is way more dangerous in that office than Hillary.
 

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I laughed writing it. If I had more time it would have been 5 paragraphs. When I was done writing it every poster who frequents this forum would have either been in the cafe as a customer or employee, or had a sandwich or dessert named after them.

Anyway, glad there are 3 people in this room that laughed this week.


Don't worry, Scott. People laugh at vtard's stupidity on this site every single day.
 

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Don't worry, Scott. People laugh at vtard's stupidity on this site every single day.
Nothing made me laugh more than your game of the year loss and laying 4 Td's in an nfl game.

True comedy. Every time you check in with your book.....it's like Viagra for them.
 

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Nothing made me laugh more than your game of the year loss and laying 4 Td's in an nfl game.

True comedy. Every time you check in with your book.....it's like Viagra for them.


Except I never laid 4 TDs in any NFL game. How about a lifetime ban bet on it, fuckstick? Go find a thread where I said I had a played a 4-TD NFL favorite. Go find it. You can't...so I'll just sit here and watch you run from yet another bet I've offered to you.

The entire forum knows you're nothing but a liar and a retarded troll who can't die fast enough.
 

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Except I never laid 4 TDs in any NFL game. How about a lifetime ban bet on it, fuckstick? Go find a thread where I said I had a played a 4-TD NFL favorite. Go find it. You can't...so I'll just sit here and watch you run from yet another bet I've offered to you.

The entire forum knows you're nothing but a liar and a retarded troll who can't die fast enough.

Lmao. You said Denver was the right side of that game and since you are so secretive about your picks....that counts chalk eater

you run from any bets where you have to post heads up picks against me. Scared to fucking death.

Keep those 4 Td's chalks coming.

I thought the reason you won't bet me is because I'm a liar who won't stick to the ban? Yet somehow you wanna bet I can't find a 4 year old thread? So which is it?

Caught you lying again. Just like this beauty " vit never started the playoffs 6-1 it is mathematically impossible"
 

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She is no more of a snake than any other candidate on either side. She's just a bigger name.....all these guys and gals do questionable things to rise to this level. I'm confident a Ted Cruz is way more dangerous in that office than Hillary.

I disagree. It might turn out that way but you can't make that claim as of yet just because you differ ideologically from everyone with an R next to their name. The best or worst you can say with a degree of certainty is that with Hillary we have some idea of what we're getting. Also true of Hillary is at most major news organizations someone can open a file cabinet that includes a bunch of her Fuckup Folders. You can't say that about a Rubio or a Huckabee, or even Cruz yet.

I wish Hillary's political ambitions would come to an end in the same way as the Wicked Witch in the Wizard Of Oz. Dorothy confronts the Wicked Witch of the West, throws a bucket of water on her, and the Witch melts into a puddle of scum.
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