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Damn I thought hookers were $50 maybe $100 per hour.

Frickin $250. Kimchee spending $400 trying to get a bj not to bad I guess.
 

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quantumleap said:
The police could lie on their police report but if they are caught lying in court they lose their job and go to jail. They're not going to risk that. The case will be dismissed and all their efforts are going to go to waste.


How would they be caught lying in court?

Like I said, you think cops won't lie - I KNOW they will.

A cop saw me handing my local some cash. I think he knew something was up, so he chased me for "zigzagging" and asked what I gave the guy. I said it was money I owed. He said he would screw me if I didn't fess up. He thought I had bought crack, so he wanted to search my car. Later in court, he testified that I was driving recklessly.

He also radioed another cop who did the same thing to my local as my local was driving away. Again, the same charge - driving recklessly and not completely stopping at a stop sign.
 

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Stunt Double 1 said:
I have looked at pics at Eros for available women and I dont believe them cause ...1 of the gals in the pics was in Penthouse magazine, is well known on the net as a model and is escorting under a different name. I dont believe that she would be the one to show up. 300 an hour or something like that. Doesnt add up.

Over 90 percent of the adult actresses/models are also escorts. Many of them are on Eros. Chances are it is her. Go with the actress and not through an agency. If you are in a big city many of these women are semi-famous.....it's legit....call them direct and set it up. Might as well go with someone famous and make it a story.
 

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cincy_ said:
How would they be caught lying in court?

Like I said, you think cops won't lie - I KNOW they will.

A cop saw me handing my local some cash. I think he knew something was up, so he chased me for "zigzagging" and asked what I gave the guy. I said it was money I owed. He said he would screw me if I didn't fess up. He thought I had bought crack, so he wanted to search my car. Later in court, he testified that I was driving recklessly.

He also radioed another cop who did the same thing to my local as my local was driving away. Again, the same charge - driving recklessly and not completely stopping at a stop sign.

You're darn right police will lie. They can legally lie in police reports and when investigating crimes. It is illegal for them to lie in court however. That's purgery. Why would they take the chance of getting caught in court and getting put in prison and lose their jobs when they can catch the retards who are willing to talk about procuring sex? It's just too much of a risk for them.

Some cops do. Look at Mark Furman. I'm just saying it's rare to take it that far to court because they are more likely to not take it that far for fear of being caught. Like I mentioned before, it's just too easy to catch the retards that will talk about sex.
 

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What you do is say you are looking for a dinner date and meet her in public some place first. You only cross the line when it comes to sex acts. If you are just looking for some company at dinner or show or whatever, there is no crime being commited.

The cops wont waste time with you if you use that approach. It takes to much time or so it will seem.


Also, all prices are negotiable.
 

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for me it was like ordering a pizza. i told them i wanted a 99 pound strawberry blonde and damn within the hour she was knocking on my hotel door just as ordered. :103631605
 

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tbonestk said:
I had room service at a Hyatt Hotel in Singapore once. A land where they'd give you a $500 ticket for spitting on the sidewalk.

The next week, I stayed at the Hilton Kuala Lumpur, Indonesia (30 minutes flight away) and they had similar service and I didn't dare do the same. 'Cause one Holland guy I worked with got kicked out of the country the week before with a red stamp on his passport after he got caught using similar service in his room. Now, how do you explain that to your boss or your wife for coming home after one week on a 4 weeks business trip? :suomi:

Two extraordinary inaccuracies here.
First up, Kuala Lumpur is the capital of Malaysia. Jakarta is the capital of Indonesia.
Secondly, you'd never be kicked out of either country for using TJ's. Maybe 'your Dutch friend' liked young boys.

Answer to the initial question all depends which city you're in.
 

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If you are really worried about getting busted, you can also video/audio tape the exchange...

Either set your cell phone to record if you can and put it in your pocket or just put a video camera near your doorway...

Cops aren't gonna lie in court if they are taped. Now is it admissable? I have no idea... But I dont think they are gonna proceed if on tape.

Regarding hookers -

$50 - side of street (Good luck not getting HIV or arrested)
$125-200 (Craigslist - who knows what will show up.
$300+ (Hot and usually legit)

I'm not a girl hirer. The guy who lived next to me who was in Days of Our Lives hired them about once/week. I met many of them. IF you are gonna hire girls, talk to people who do and get recommendations.... Just like you dont pick a doctor or realtor randomly, don't pick escorts randomly unless you like jail. Ask around - you'll be surprised how many people can give you 10 or 15 legit business cards.
Sean
 

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quantumleap said:
Go to the following web site:

http://<yourcityhere.craigslist.org/ers

Look for an incall "massage girl". Call her up and say "I saw your ad on Craigslist, would you like to get together?" When she gives directions to her hotel ask her how much she charges for a half/full hour but do NOT mention any sex acts. When you get to her hotel/motel she will have you call again and give you her room number.

Give her the money on the table and ask if you can "get comfortable". That means take your clothes off. Make sure you rub yourself when naked to show her you are not a cop. If she asks what you want just say "regular" until you are allowed to touch her. Cops cannot allow you to touch their private parts. Once you touch her privates you can talk more in detail about which sex acts you, er, I mean your friend wants.

You can go to http://www.theeroticreview.com (TER) to see if anyone has reviewed her before. Check her out there to make sure you are getting what you want. Sometimes a girl will not be on TER and you will want to take a chance anyway. Sometimes the girl that answers the door will not be the one in the picture. If this is the case, politely tell her that she is not the girl in the picture and excuse yourself.


you, my friend, would make a great older brother!!!

thanx for the advice.
 

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Timetopay said:
Damn I thought hookers were $50 maybe $100 per hour.

Frickin $250. Kimchee spending $400 trying to get a bj not to bad I guess.

and that's 200 to 250 if you're lucky....:lolBIG: ya see 400 goes a long way !!!!
 

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