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Here is an ACTUAL photo of me and the wifey (Fish and Hawk have met us BOTH) at GUAVAWEEN IN YBOR city TAMPA. Our camera card was missing this is the only one we have that someone else took of us. I am RON JEREMY. I toned it down a bit no fake chest hair or cheesy sun glasses this time (still had a bunch of I love porn buttons and condoms attached to the shirt as well):
Afetr the parade and many a beer.
Afetr the parade and many a beer.
http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/tk-sexiest-8212-un-sexiest-8212-food-themed-215200605.html
[h=1]The 5 Sexiest — and Un-Sexiest — Food-Themed Halloween Costumes[/h]<cite class="byline vcard">By The Daily Meal
By The Daily Meal | Shine Food – <abbr title="2013-10-26T21:52:00Z">Sat, Oct 26, 2013 5:52 PM EDT</abbr></cite>
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Gender Food CostumesWith Halloween just around the corner, it is no secret that people will be dressing up as their favorite foods. While there are tons of fun and creative costumes to make to the kids look like your favorite dish, adults are getting in on the fun, too - but in very different ways. On The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, comedienne Kristen Shaw made a guest appearance as a correspondent to discuss the "serious" issue of the sexy food costume.
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"The fact is that women get this one night, this one night out of the whole year out to be viewed as sexual objects - and we get to choose what kind! You can be a sexy pirate, a sexy nurse, an even sexier nurse..." she quips. "When my mom was growing up in the oppressive olden days she only had two options for a Halloween costume: sexy secretary or sexy meter-maid. In these modern, liberated times a woman is free to be a sexy whatever the hell she wants!"
Cue: Sexy pizza. And banana. And bacon. And whatever other food you could possibly think of.
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While Shaw is obviously poking fun at the insane stylings and inaccuracies of women's food costumes, it got us thinking: How different are the male versions of these costumes?
The difference was insane. Instead of a goofy burger suit with an oversized bun, women get the option of choosing a satin skin-tight dress with lines of colored fabrics posing as the "meat" of the burger.
Instead of being a big puffy ball of purple stuffing, a grape costume for women is a barely there purple and vine piece that just covers the necessities. And the costumes only get crazier from there.
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We pulled together 5 comparable food costumes that show just how ridiculous female food costumes can get. While of course no one is forcing any woman to wear these revealing garbs, it is funny to see the striking differences between gender-specific costumes. To check out our comparisons, click through our accompanying slideshow.
M&M costumeM&M's
Ladies, if you were hoping to look like an actual M&M, we suggest you don't buy this costume. However, fellas, if you want to look like the tasty chocolate candy, be sure to check this get-up out!
Nerds costumeNerds Candy
The guy's costume is pretty convincing, with a shaped soft box and a comfy black under-garb to keep him warm in October. The lady? A form fitting, super revealing printed dress that doesn't look like a costume at all!
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Burger costume
Burger
This costume totally lacks any resemblance to a burger at all. Burgers are hot by themselves without any help from lace or satin!
Carrot costumeCarrot
The "carrot" part of this woman's costume doesn't even cover her dress! Give us the carrot suit any day!
Pizza (pictured above)
Everyone loves pizza, and sure, this girl does make it look even better. But how does that even compare to the awesome accuracy if this gentleman's pizza slice?
[h=1]The 5 Sexiest — and Un-Sexiest — Food-Themed Halloween Costumes[/h]<cite class="byline vcard">By The Daily Meal
By The Daily Meal | Shine Food – <abbr title="2013-10-26T21:52:00Z">Sat, Oct 26, 2013 5:52 PM EDT</abbr></cite>
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"The fact is that women get this one night, this one night out of the whole year out to be viewed as sexual objects - and we get to choose what kind! You can be a sexy pirate, a sexy nurse, an even sexier nurse..." she quips. "When my mom was growing up in the oppressive olden days she only had two options for a Halloween costume: sexy secretary or sexy meter-maid. In these modern, liberated times a woman is free to be a sexy whatever the hell she wants!"
Cue: Sexy pizza. And banana. And bacon. And whatever other food you could possibly think of.
RELATED: America's Favorite Halloween Candy
While Shaw is obviously poking fun at the insane stylings and inaccuracies of women's food costumes, it got us thinking: How different are the male versions of these costumes?
The difference was insane. Instead of a goofy burger suit with an oversized bun, women get the option of choosing a satin skin-tight dress with lines of colored fabrics posing as the "meat" of the burger.
Instead of being a big puffy ball of purple stuffing, a grape costume for women is a barely there purple and vine piece that just covers the necessities. And the costumes only get crazier from there.
RELATED: 10 Banned Food and Drinks in America
We pulled together 5 comparable food costumes that show just how ridiculous female food costumes can get. While of course no one is forcing any woman to wear these revealing garbs, it is funny to see the striking differences between gender-specific costumes. To check out our comparisons, click through our accompanying slideshow.
Ladies, if you were hoping to look like an actual M&M, we suggest you don't buy this costume. However, fellas, if you want to look like the tasty chocolate candy, be sure to check this get-up out!
The guy's costume is pretty convincing, with a shaped soft box and a comfy black under-garb to keep him warm in October. The lady? A form fitting, super revealing printed dress that doesn't look like a costume at all!
RELATED: 9 Unusual Theme Restaurants
Burger
This costume totally lacks any resemblance to a burger at all. Burgers are hot by themselves without any help from lace or satin!
The "carrot" part of this woman's costume doesn't even cover her dress! Give us the carrot suit any day!
Pizza (pictured above)
Everyone loves pizza, and sure, this girl does make it look even better. But how does that even compare to the awesome accuracy if this gentleman's pizza slice?
2014 costume idea:
http://mic.com/articles/102384/the-...alloween-costume-just-got-even-more-offensive
The Year’s Most Tasteless Halloween Costume Just Got Even More Offensive
By Matt Saccaro <time datetime="2014-10-26T16:29-04:00" pubdate="">2 hours ago</time>
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The news: It doesn't seem possible to make the Ray Rice Halloween costume even more offensive, but somehow America's most classless citizens found a way to do it.
Now, in addition to making light of domestic abuse, a new slew of Ray Rice costumes add the inherent racism of blackface to the mix.
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<figcaption class="article-embeddable-attribution">Source: Kinja-img</figcaption></figure>No, the "It's Halloween, it's all in jest" defense doesn't hold up here. Domestic abuse is a serious issue, not a platform for you to "win" your office's costume party. Just look at what Janay Rice, Ray Rice's wife, said about the costumes:
And as Mic's Derrick Clifton noted, "toxic masculinity and deeply ingrained misogyny leads people to routinely devalue women in nearly all facets of society." This is clearly manifesting itself with these Halloween costumes.
Then, of course, there's the unforgivable, racist sin of wearing blackface — a trend that's somehow increasing in the United States. Blackface parties are a hit on college campuses. It's a serious problem in Hollywood (still) and it's also starting to pervade YouTube.
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<figcaption class="article-embeddable-attribution">Source: YouTube</figcaption></figure>It seems that each year, Americans are in a distasteful arms race to see who can have the most offensive costume. Here's a tip though: If your costume makes the "sexy Ebola containment suit" costume look sane, don't wear it.
http://mic.com/articles/102384/the-...alloween-costume-just-got-even-more-offensive
The Year’s Most Tasteless Halloween Costume Just Got Even More Offensive
By Matt Saccaro <time datetime="2014-10-26T16:29-04:00" pubdate="">2 hours ago</time> SHARE
TWEET
The news: It doesn't seem possible to make the Ray Rice Halloween costume even more offensive, but somehow America's most classless citizens found a way to do it.
Now, in addition to making light of domestic abuse, a new slew of Ray Rice costumes add the inherent racism of blackface to the mix.
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<figcaption class="article-embeddable-attribution">Source: Kinja-img</figcaption></figure>No, the "It's Halloween, it's all in jest" defense doesn't hold up here. Domestic abuse is a serious issue, not a platform for you to "win" your office's costume party. Just look at what Janay Rice, Ray Rice's wife, said about the costumes:
And as Mic's Derrick Clifton noted, "toxic masculinity and deeply ingrained misogyny leads people to routinely devalue women in nearly all facets of society." This is clearly manifesting itself with these Halloween costumes.
Then, of course, there's the unforgivable, racist sin of wearing blackface — a trend that's somehow increasing in the United States. Blackface parties are a hit on college campuses. It's a serious problem in Hollywood (still) and it's also starting to pervade YouTube.
<figure class="embeddable clearfix embeddable-video" id="embeddable-eas8s" contenteditable="false"><iframe width="854" height="480" class="embedly-embed" src="http://cdn.embedly.com/widgets/media.html?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fembed%2FBq8rMUQVEnI%3Ffeature%3Doembed&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DBq8rMUQVEnI&image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FBq8rMUQVEnI%2Fhqdefault.jpg&key=25bf3602073943478e54668402a4f5a8&type=text%2Fhtml&schema=youtube" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>
<figcaption class="article-embeddable-attribution">Source: YouTube</figcaption></figure>It seems that each year, Americans are in a distasteful arms race to see who can have the most offensive costume. Here's a tip though: If your costume makes the "sexy Ebola containment suit" costume look sane, don't wear it.
The pic is long goneHere is an ACTUAL photo of me and the wifey (Fish and Hawk have met us BOTH) at GUAVAWEEN IN YBOR city TAMPA. Our camera card was missing this is the only one we have that someone else took of us. I am RON JEREMY. I toned it down a bit no fake chest hair or cheesy sun glasses this time (still had a bunch of I love porn buttons and condoms attached to the shirt as well):
Afetr the parade and many a beer.
How was the party?
