OT: Have any of you ever been to a Swingers club with your wife?

[shdw01]

Come on shadow be a little more realistic and mature. First off its a business so it's in the clubs interest to be clean and accommodating to the guests. Second it's more about the ladies finding another girl to mess with than the chicks just wanting to get a train run on them. Plus it's more about the lifestyle and freedoms from normal constraints than just making a porno...

I'm sorry if I sound immature. ...I seriously have not the slightest idea.

1) so there are janitorial people that will work around the clock? I imagine when a couple leaves a mattress they come and change the sheets

2) does this mean girls have to ask you? Come on.... if there is a supermodel out there everyone will be waiting for their turn. .. how can this not be?

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

When we first went into the back area I saw a sea of humanity and sex everywhere....It was shocking and took my breath away. It was like when Neo sees the human fields in the Matrix.

That analogy is awesome.

 

[studmlb55]

That analogy is awesome.

 

[motowner]

I have been to a number of swinger clubs , both alone and with a girlfriend.
One of the girlfriends, who was a freak in general, got the high hard one from several different guys while we were there.
It really shook her up for about the next month, I dont think she realized what a slut she really was until that happened.
We broke up not too long after going.

So she just kinda accidentally fell into position with multiple guys? And where were you during these moments?

 

[MotorMouth]

So she just kinda accidentally fell into position with multiple guys? And where were you during these moments?

You meet people and if they are cool, and both parties are interested then you have sex. In this case guys that we had met earlier in the night were in the
general area (an open area) when I was on break from "conducting business" with her. They asked if they could go next and then went. Except for short periods of being banged by one guy while also giving a BJ to another it was mostly one at a time, total of 5 different guys, me being one of them. Not unlike a popular girl being asked to dance in a night club.

People are pretty respectful, if someone says no they just move along and find a yes. There is no pressure in a well run swingers club, its just bad manners and can get you booted.

I was watching for the most part , at one time one of the dudes wife was giving me a BJ.

 

[Betallsports]

Come on shadow be a little more realistic and mature. First off its a business so it's in the clubs interest to be clean and accommodating to the guests. Second it's more about the ladies finding another girl to mess with than the chicks just wanting to get a train run on them. Plus it's more about the lifestyle and freedoms from normal constraints than just making a porno...

So.... do you hang out at Haulover ??

figure I'd ask since you don't Live that far away

 

[gmenknicks]

So.... do you hang out at Haulover ??

figure I'd ask since you don't Live that far away

Actually never been there. Like I said earlier this kind of just started happening with my wife.We are definitely not experts on the all the spots and etiquette quite yet...But I have heard haulover is great.

 

[gmenknicks]

I'm sorry if I sound immature. ...I seriously have not the slightest idea.

1) so there are janitorial people that will work around the clock? I imagine when a couple leaves a mattress they come and change the sheets

2) does this mean girls have to ask you? Come on.... if there is a supermodel out there everyone will be waiting for their turn. .. how can this not be?

Your thinking of it from a porno standpoint....Seeing a single chick or a married one for that matter looking to get fucked by multiple dudes is about as a rare as winning the lotto from what i could see....Many people go to just fuck in front of others and not actually hook up with anyone... I got lucky bc my wife is sexy and she was open to hooking up with another girl...Everything kind of fell right into place and I did just enough to NOT fuck up this golden opportunity,....

 

[gatorbait08]

What are the odds of STDs in the room?

 

[gmenknicks]

What are the odds of STDs in the room?

Hard to say but given its almost exclusively Middle Aged professional white people with some Latinos I would say lower than one would imagine.

 

[moocow]

Did you have to witness any guy on guy action?

 

[Murphy8276]

You meet people and if they are cool, and both parties are interested then you have sex. In this case guys that we had met earlier in the night were in the
general area (an open area) when I was on break from "conducting business" with her. They asked if they could go next and then went. Except for short periods of being banged by one guy while also giving a BJ to another it was mostly one at a time, total of 5 different guys, me being one of them. Not unlike a popular girl being asked to dance in a night club.

People are pretty respectful, if someone says no they just move along and find a yes. There is no pressure in a well run swingers club, its just bad manners and can get you booted.

I was watching for the most part , at one time one of the dudes wife was giving me a BJ.

This is the funniest thing I read in entire thread

-murph

 

[ALSportsJunkie]

Did you have to witness any guy on guy action?

Way to ruin a good visual...LOL

 

[ALSportsJunkie]

On another note, there is a known swinger's home in the neighborhood down the road from mine. I have heard it gets pretty wild over there - one of my contractor friends caught his wife over there one night when he "supposed" to be going out of town. She wasn't fucking...or at least that he knows of (he was in the woods watching them with binoculars - long story)...but it did lead to them almost getting a divorce. Pretty wild story if you guys are interested.

 

[Murphy8276]

On another note, there is a known swinger's home in the neighborhood down the road from mine. I have heard it gets pretty wild over there - one of my contractor friends caught his wife over there one night when he "supposed" to be going out of town. She wasn't fucking...or at least that he knows of (he was in the woods watching them with binoculars - long story)...but it did lead to them almost getting a divorce. Pretty wild story if you guys are interested.

tell more of it please since you did leave us hanging a bit.. he didnt catch her bangin'.. but undoubtedly she had to have been trying to or did when he didn't see puff_>>

-murph

 

[motowner]

You meet people and if they are cool, and both parties are interested then you have sex. In this case guys that we had met earlier in the night were in the
general area (an open area) when I was on break from "conducting business" with her. They asked if they could go next and then went. Except for short periods of being banged by one guy while also giving a BJ to another it was mostly one at a time, total of 5 different guys, me being one of them. Not unlike a popular girl being asked to dance in a night club.

People are pretty respectful, if someone says no they just move along and find a yes. There is no pressure in a well run swingers club, its just bad manners and can get you booted.

I was watching for the most part , at one time one of the dudes wife was giving me a BJ.

LMFAO good stuff. So you never banged another girl there, you just preferred watching a train being run on yours?

 

[ALSportsJunkie]

tell more of it please since you did leave us hanging a bit.. he didnt catch her bangin'.. but undoubtedly she had to have been trying to or did when he didn't see puff_>>

-murph

He caught her having her rubbed by his neighbor and his neighbors wife. I will tell the whole story (as I was told it anyway) when I get back to a real computer.

 

[moocow]

Way to ruin a good visual...LOL

Haha its gotta happen. All the swinger stories ever told are of hetero couples going and having threesomes with beautiful girls or exchanging girlfriends. Is it a rule againts it or is it a possibility of seeing two dudes jackin each other off in the corner of the sex room?

 

[gmenknicks]

Did you have to witness any guy on guy action?

nope..didnt see that...I had 2 chicks on me and it was dark so you really just have a sense of whats going on unless your right next to something

 

[motowner]

Haha its gotta happen. All the swinger stories ever told are of hetero couples going and having threesomes with beautiful girls or exchanging girlfriends. Is it a rule againts it or is it a possibility of seeing two dudes jackin each other off in the corner of the sex room?

Fukkin hell guy, you sure you're not asking because it's something you actually want to see? Pretty sure no queers are allowed at these types of places, they'd probably get their asses kicked.