One Size Fits All Thread for Frothy Mix

[barman]

with Crazy Eyes Michele pretty much on her way back to Minnesota (maybe she will begin attending Congressional votes again since that's what she gets paid for), we'll turn our hehehehehe attention to good ol' Frothy Mix*

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Rick Santorum Bemoans Gay Soldiers Who 'Shower With People'


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/09/rick-santorum-gay-soldiers-shower-dadt_n_1002244.html


"You are not homosexual by the color of your skin..."



hahahahahaha.....

 

[GasMan]

Why don't they just let the men and women shower together?

 

[steaktartar]

sharp post^^^^

 

[GasMan]

Seriously. Do they need to now have 3 sets of showers? One for straight men, one for straight women, and one for the gays?

Where is the flaw in that rationale?

 

[barman]

Why don't they just let the men and women shower together?

Because the men don't want the ladies to know how Sadly Small they are on average.....That's pretty much it

 

[barman]

Oct fucking 14th

BRING BACK FORCED MARRIAGES!


Rick Santorum Warns America About Dangerous Single Mom Voters

Pea-brained dingus Rick Santorum’s fading vanity campaign may only be garnering him support from a statistically zero quantity of voters, but he is still the most likely to be voted “president of being a human-shaped dildo,” in our hearts!

Santorum has identified the shadowy cabal of struggling single moms as America’s True Enemies of Freedom, because they tend to vote Democratic, i.e. “for the free government monies.” So greedy of them!

So according to Rick’s plan, what America should be doing, to solve poverty and thereby eliminating the entire left wing as a bonus (only poors vote Democrat, see), is forcing these ladies to get a man, to straighten them out. Easy as that!

From an interview transcribed by Right Wing Watch:

Santorum: Look at the political base of the Democratic Party: it is single mothers who run a household. Why? Because it’s so tough economically that they look to the government for help and therefore they’re going to vote. So if you want to reduce the Democratic advantage, what you want to do is build two parent families, you eliminate that desire for government.
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PolitiFact, meanwhile, tells Santorum to get a life:

“There hasn’t been a rise in single-parent families during this time that child poverty has increased, whereas the job market you can see directly. The parents are losing their jobs, whether there are two parents or one,” [Urban Institute senior researcher Austin Nichols] said.


“All the recent changes in child poverty and more broadly in all poverty have been due to changes in the job market.”
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Yeah yeah, whatever. Everyone is missing the point here, which is that Rick Santorum is the straightest married straight person ever to be straight, so everybody just be super straight married like Rick Santorum. That was the only point. He’s straight.


http://wonkette.com/454832/rick-santorum-warns-america-about-dangerous-single-mom-voters

 

[Willie99]

Because the men don't want the ladies to know how Sadly Small they are on average.....That's pretty much it

well then, pitchers don't want catchers to know the same

sadly, there will be some democrats that actually vote based on this

 

[GasMan]

The point is this...and probably too much for most libs to comprehend.

If you have separate showers for men and women to "keep the peace" to say, by not letting them shower together, does this need to be changed? Just makes sense, it's been that way forever.

Now, you have men and women who are openly gay showering with men and women who may or may not be gay. Is that fair to make the straight guy or woman uncomfortable knowing that there is some homo checking out their shit?

Why shouldn't the gays have their own shower as to not be able to enjoy the benefit of being able to see their desires in the shower, especially in regard to men and women who are straight?

So, by liberal logic, the straight guy or woman should be able to get separate shower, living, bathing quarters from the gays because they feel uncomfortable to have another man checking out their package, just the same feeling a woman would have showering in a room full of straight men. Would it be fair to that woman to shower with 10 straight men?

Where are the libs fighting to get separate quarters for the straight men and women?

 

[steaktartar]

sharp post^^^

 

[barman]

The point is this...and probably too much for most libs to comprehend.

If you have separate showers for men and women to "keep the peace" to say, by not letting them shower together, does this need to be changed? Just makes sense, it's been that way forever.

Now, you have men and women who are openly gay showering with men and women who may or may not be gay. Is that fair to make the straight guy or woman uncomfortable knowing that there is some homo checking out their shit?

Why shouldn't the gays have their own shower as to not be able to enjoy the benefit of being able to see their desires in the shower, especially in regard to men and women who are straight?

So, by liberal logic, the straight guy or woman should be able to get separate shower, living, bathing quarters from the gays because they feel uncomfortable to have another man checking out their package, just the same feeling a woman would have showering in a room full of straight men. Would it be fair to that woman to shower with 10 straight men?

Where are the libs fighting to get separate quarters for the straight men and women?

Your earnest effort to reset the same boring red herring locks down your Top5 status for at least another weekend

Next cup of steamingly awesome java is on me

 

[GasMan]

Red Herring or not barman, it's the truth. No different that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton calling out Herman Cain as not being a real black man...or when there is a racially motivated crime other than white on black...they are silent and nowhere to be found.

I believe it's what they call hypocrisy, which is generally what liberals are best at. What's good for the goose is NOT good for the gander.

 

[barman]

Red Herring or not barman, it's the truth. No different that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton calling out Herman Cain as not being a real black man...or when there is a racially motivated crime other than white on black...they are silent and nowhere to be found.

I believe it's what they call hypocrisy, which is generally what liberals are best at. What's good for the goose is NOT good for the gander.

Who listens to AS & JJ in the year 2011??

 

[barman]

Meanwhile

Frothy Mix: SNL Bullied Me!

Frothy Mix is denouncing the cast of Saturday Night Live as bullies after a sketch this weekend placed him unhappily perched on a Castro Street bar stool during a GOP debate. According the rules of SNL's debate, only viable candidates were actually invited to the studio.

Although Santorum, played by Andy Samberg, had only a limited roll in the sketch, he was portrayed as upset and uncomfortable. New Hampshire radio station WGIR asked Santorum on Sunday about the sketch, and the former Pennsylvania senator said that while he hadn't yet seen it, he had been "hammered" for his support of conservative principles.

"We’ve been hammered by the left for my standing up for the traditional family and I will continue to do so," Santorum said. "The left, unfortunately, participates in bullying more than the right does. They say that they’re tolerant, and they’re anything but tolerant of people who disagree with them and support traditional values."

Labels: crybabies, Santorum, SNL, waambulance

 

[Willie99]

Soonerdawg going to get pissed if barboy keeps calling her frothy mix

 

[barman]

Oct 19

Frothy Mix: I'll Defund All Contraception


"One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be. [Sex] is supposed to be within marriage. It’s supposed to be for purposes that are yes, conjugal…but also procreative. That’s the perfect way that a sexual union should happen. This is special and it needs to be seen as special."

- Rick Santorum, pledging to defund all federal contraception programs.

SHORTER RICK SANTORUM: More AIDS and unwanted babies for everybody! Praise! Glory!

Labels: birth control, crackpots, religion, Rick Santorum

 

[barman]

Oct 24

Frothy Mix: Obama Lost The Iraq War

"To be in a position where really the Iranians now have more sway over the Iraqi government than the United States just shows the weakness of our– our diplomatic effort, the weakness of this President, in being able to shape the battlefield if you will. And I think that’s the reason people were so upset that, you know, we’ve lost– in many respects we’ve lost control and lost the war in Iraq, because we have Iran having broadened its sphere of influence."

- Rick Santorum, speaking on Face The Nation.

Labels: dumbassery, GOP, Iraq war, Rick Santorum

 

[barman]

From Nov 29

Frothy Mix: Girls Despise Me

Gloomy Fanatic Rick Santorum Admits Girls Despise Him

Nobody is sadder about amoral serial-divorcer Newt Gingrich’s momentary rise in the GOP primary polls than invisible wingnut Rick Santorum. Why do the Iowans sort of half-pretend to be interested in Gingrich for a few weeks when a real Catholic anti-abortion zealot has been running for the nomination all along? For Christ sakes, Gingrich only “converted” to Catholicism because the latest in his string of floozies decided he needed to worship “the right god” so he could do his third marriage on her.


Anyway, here’s what sad sack of Santorum says: “I may not be the guy that the girls are initially attracted to when they walk into the dance hall, but ultimately once you get to know all the folks, I’m the one you want to take home to Mom.”

 

[barman]

Dec 7

Frothy Mix: We Don’t Need Food Stamps Because Obesity Rates Are So High


Speaking in Le Mars, Iowa on Monday, Rick Santorum promised to significantly reduce federal funding for food stamps, arguing that the nation’s increasing obesity rates render the program unnecessary:

Santorum told the group he would cut the food stamp program, describing it as one of the fastest growing programs in Washington, D.C.
Forty-eight million people are on food stamps in a country with 300-million people, said Santorum.


“If hunger is a problem in America, then why do we have an obesity problem among the people who we say have a hunger program?” Santorum asked.
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The cost of the food stamp program — the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) — has jumped because more Americans are out of work and wages are down, not because of obesity rates. Recent data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture found that nearly “70 percent households that relied on food stamps last year had no earned income,” although many households did benefit from Social Security benefits and other government programs. But a whopping 20 percent of households had no cash income at all last year.


Food prices have also gone up, adding additional costs. In fact, the food stamp program has been critical for reducing poverty and pumping money into local economies during the down economy, so cutting it now would not only take food out of peoples’ mouths (regardless of whether they are obese or not) and could slow down the recovery.

 

[barman]

FROTHY making a surge....ewwwwwww

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

How disconnected from reality do you have to be to be against abortion and contraception?

Holy fucking Zeus. The fact that this loon gets any support at all is mind blowing. He wants a small government but one that's just big enough to make sure no one is having sex unless they're married.

Twenty years ago, nutbats like him and Bachman would have been laughed off the stage and now they are viable candidates for the Republican nomination. The Democrats are far, far from perfect but the Repubs have gone completely insane.