Borrowed from another forum...
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Two couples were playing poker one evening.
> >
> > Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
> >
> > When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's
> > wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear.
> >
> > Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
> > the table and emerged red-faced.
> >
> > Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
> >
> > Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like
> > under there?'
> >
> > Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well, yes indeed he did. She
> > said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500'.
> >
> > After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
> > of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
> >
> > Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and
> > Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 pm Friday afternoon.
> >
> > When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 pm
> > sharp - and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the
> > bedroom
> > and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.
> >
> > As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 pm and upon arriving, asked
> > his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
> >
> > With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a
> > few minutes this
> > afternoon'. Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly
> > asked, 'And did he give you $500?'
> >
> > Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did
> > give me $500'.
> >
> > Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
> > 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.'
> >
> > 'He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and
> > pay me back'.
> >
> >
> > Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
:lol:
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Two couples were playing poker one evening.
> >
> > Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
> >
> > When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's
> > wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear.
> >
> > Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
> > the table and emerged red-faced.
> >
> > Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
> >
> > Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like
> > under there?'
> >
> > Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well, yes indeed he did. She
> > said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500'.
> >
> > After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
> > of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
> >
> > Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and
> > Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 pm Friday afternoon.
> >
> > When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 pm
> > sharp - and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the
> > bedroom
> > and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.
> >
> > As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 pm and upon arriving, asked
> > his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
> >
> > With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a
> > few minutes this
> > afternoon'. Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly
> > asked, 'And did he give you $500?'
> >
> > Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did
> > give me $500'.
> >
> > Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
> > 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.'
> >
> > 'He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and
> > pay me back'.
> >
> >
> > Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
:lol:
