All of my escapades were between age 18-28 and then i got married (19 years now) and havent cheated. .. Of course it would be a rare occasion for me to be able to cheat as i have polypcystic kidney disease and embedded kidney stones and when one of the stones break loose there is no boner to be had. ... but i've got my memories. (man that black chic was an awesome bj , i think it was those thick powty lips ) (of course the plumper in the backdoor was great too) ... no damn wonder i'm sick down there.
Ok hears a fucked up story for ya. I was about 24 and me and a buddy went to a club in Deep Ellum (DT Dallas) called Level 5. We had just left my best friends's bachelor party at PT's to go to this club to get some ass. So on our way to the club we stop at 7 Eleven cuz he wants some energy pills cuz we were all kind of fucked up. So he buys these pack of 5 energy pills at the counter and gets me some as well. I take em. So anyway we get to the club and i start danicn with this chic who is Wasted!! And i mean Wasted!! Hot though omg. seriously ok she was about a 7. perfect. wasted 7. So this girl is gettin all on me and vice versa. After about 10 min of dancing with her i was like "let's get out of here." My buddy was drivin so i was like lets go....shes comin. Well shes in my lap in the front seat and hes in front seat. We are still in the fuckin parking lot and im kissin her and rubbing her pussy over her jeans or whatever. Then my buddy starts rubbing her pussy and unbuttons her jeans......etc etc. So we look at each other like ok i guess lets both just fuck this girl. He pulls into these apts next to the club in the parking lot and i have her bent over the front seat facing the backseat kinda sideways cuz i am standing with the door open and trying to fuck her right? Well mother fucker what happens? Those mother fuckin energy pills made me not be able to get my dick hard enough to fuck. I was pissed cuz i didnt want the damn things anyway. But whatever. So i stepped aside and let him fuck her. Well, he is having the same problem i am and she just all kinds of fucked up so i try again. Trying harder this time and start fuckin her and then she starts puking in the back seat. LMAO. Girl is so fuckin wasted shes pukin....i stop. i asked her where is your car? She said its the white blah blah . First white car we saw we dropped her off at it. We both go back to our buddys house to tell everyone what happened. Well, a month later i was at a club called Cowboys with a different (different key word here) Marine buddy of mine. He goes off somewhere and mother fucker who does he come back dancing with? That girl i fucked at that club. I asked her so you ever been to Level 5? She said once why? I said no reason just curious. It was her. Dallas has like 1.5 million people in it. Fuckin crazy.
This Is Spinal Tap’ Sequel in the Works With Rob Reiner, Michael McKean, Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer
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The band is getting back together.
A sequel is in the works to the 1984 rock mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap,” with director Rob Reiner returning alongside stars Michael McKean, Christopher Guest and Harry Shearer.
The movie package will launch sales at the 2022 Cannes Film Festival. It will be released on March, 19 2024, tied to the 40th anniversary of the original. The sequel will be in the style of Martin Scorsese’s “The Last Waltz,” the legendary concert documentary that followed the farewell tour of the Canadian American rock group The Band. “Spinal Tap 2” will also feature real-life musicians in the film. No names have been revealed yet, but it will likely depend on the artists’ touring schedules.
I remember a few years ago at a bar with a friend and this drunkish female was talking crazy shit.
She was telling us how wild she is and how she will do anything because she is a freak.
We laughed but didnt take her seriously but she never gave up.
Not very attractive but had a decent body and the dirty mouth added a couple points to the score.
The more I drank and the more she offered herself the more her score rose at FIRST,
but then I started noticing shit like she smelled bad and had rankish breath.
I would keep drinking and then look at her , hoping she would get more attractive but it didnt happen.
I would even close my eyes and imagine she was more attactive and then open them...didnt work
She was telling us how wild she is and how she will do anything because she is a freak.
We laughed but didnt take her seriously but she never gave up.
Not very attractive but had a decent body and the dirty mouth added a couple points to the score.
The more I drank and the more she offered herself the more her score rose at FIRST,
but then I started noticing shit like she smelled bad and had rankish breath.
I would keep drinking and then look at her , hoping she would get more attractive but it didnt happen.
I would even close my eyes and imagine she was more attactive and then open them...didnt work
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