ok... so I bought Magnum condoms cause the girl was super Hot behind the counter.

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This happened several years ago before I met my fiance.. lol

I can't fill up a frigging magnum condom... lol but the girl behind the counter was so pretty... I just didn't want to ask for trojans.. lol..

So I left and went down to the next store and bought normal ones.. lol..

Has anyone made a douche move like that?? Lol
 

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Lol she was hot... there was no undercover brother there.. haha
 

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hahhaa tate.....what was the point?

if you impressed her with the magnums imagine the disappointment if you actually got her in bed. You dug the hole too deep
 

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Tater I'm impressed that you admit something so fuckin lame bro.. .I wish I could have thought of it.
 

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Lol... haha... there are s oooo many holes in my master plan.. hahaha.. There was no recovering.. lol.. so I couldn't even go back there to ask the girl out.. lol.. I ruined it.. lol..
 

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I know if you ever got to fuck her you would have to do it in the dark and fuck her with a roll of German baloney and hope she doesn't ask you to pass the mustard.
 

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Lolol. Haha...
 

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hahhaa tate.....what was the point?

if you impressed her with the magnums imagine the disappointment if you actually got her in bed. You dug the hole too deep



that's the problem, he cant dig the hole too deep...
 

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Ok.. someone has of pulled a douche move like this... please don't let me hang
 

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I know if you ever got to fuck her you would have to do it in the dark and fuck her with a roll of German baloney and hope she doesn't ask you to pass the mustard.

Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha, one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time.
 

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haha - weird, why did you have to buy condoms at all lol.. just buy some zig zags and wink at her .. she probably want to tote with you.
 

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I know if you ever got to fuck her you would have to do it in the dark and fuck her with a roll of German baloney and hope she doesn't ask you to pass the mustard.

I couldn't stop laughing at this and I have no clue what you are talking about, hahaha!!
 

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