Ok boys, be honest, do you...........

[sickgambler]

fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? How many weeks/months in your opinion is the right time to do this..

I really need to know what is the exact amount of time you should give before you can start to feel comfortable to fart in front of the gf/wife. Reason I ask is I have been dating my new GF now for 5 months, and I just CANNOT get myself to do this in front of her, even though we are sooooo comfortable together and knowing that if I did, she would not care because she feels great around me. Just yesterday, for the first time ever, I was in bed sleeping next to her and completely forgot that she was next to me (was daydreaming) and it was a real loud one, and I got so so embarassed that i turned red as a tomato and saw myself apologizing like crazy. She laughed and then said, oh my god.

I really cannot make this happen again boys. I never felt that embarassed in all my life. I mean, it is barely 5 months.

My question is, what is the time frame for everyone on when it is ok to let out some gas in front of your woman. Is it 1 month, 3 months, 6 months, or 1 or 2 yrs. Do all of you do it? How long did it honestly take for you boys to start doing this in front of your present or past GF/wife?

I really want to know because at times, I really feel like I have to, but I can't and end up holding it and it can be very painful.

So what is the cut off time before I can start doing this and not be embarassed.

Does anyone here never do it in front of their GF/wives, or is it just me? Be honest. I know my GF never ever did it once in front of me. Is it ok for a man to do this, but not a woman, because I do find it disgusting if a woman does this in front of me.

So what is it boys. Do you boys do it, and if you do, how long before your first one in front of her? Or do you never do it?

Be honest boys.

 

[Marco]

I'm not married nor do I have a girlfriend, but I would recommend you let a silent one out that she can smell, just to gauge the reaction....

If you're wearing a meat cleaver in your forehead afterwards it was probably a wrong move...

 

[Journeyman]

Thats a tough one...I think the first time it happens its a mistake...and becomes funny, than the air is cleared so to speak

 

[~Falco~]

About 5 months is right. I farted laying in bed after making love to my beautiful GF. I sheepesly said "Opps sorry" she looked at me with her beatiful green eyes and... LET OUT THE FCKING LOUDEST FART I HAD HEARD IN MY LIFE!! She said that if I didn't want to hear that again, I shouldnt initiate. I haven't I accidently let one out and she let me have it again.I dont fart in front of her any more. Effing gross bitch.

 

[Marco]

Journeyman....when you say the air is cleared so to speak.....

I would say the air is fouled....

 

[TheGeneral+]

It is certainly unnattractive and when you are ugly, it does not help.

 

[newbie666]

the last time i told my girlfriend
ok i just want to do a test

feel this

i stick my dick trough her back at
the same time i farted... she came

what dirty you are.. nonono my darling
and continue banging her.. so she forgot it.
it was very funny to feel how we interchange
the fart vibration...
hehe

 

[Journeyman]

One word of advice NEVER eat shrimp and drink beer on a first date LOL. thats all i'm saying

 

[sickgambler]

I think JM is right. Once you do it the first time in front of her, you have just about broke the ice. So I think I might have broke the ice last night..

maybe it will be a sign of things to come for me..

I just hate holding it..

General, you are right, if a girl looks like Pamela Lee Anderson and farts, you just won't care. In fact, you might even find it sexy. But if a fat 346 lb disgusting slob of a woman farts, you will puke.

I guess it depends on who is doing it. But I really need to know if 5 months is ok to tell my lady that I think it's time for me to have the green light for this because I am fed up of holding it every night. It can be very uncomfortable. I just want to be able to let it all out.

Is 5 months enough boys, or should i wait another 2 or 3 months to tell her that I am ready to rock n roll?

 

[TheGeneral+]

I was talking about me Sick

 

[stlrocker]

I sure do. Then she says, "No more beer for you." Then I go get another beer.

Rock On, \,,/ \,,/

 

[Journeyman]

LOL- How about when the woman breaks the ice first ...LOL-thats alays interesting, I went out with a girl once, we were sitting on her bed watching TV and she cut one, LMAO she started clapping to sortive cover the sound...I said WTF are you clapping for (playing dumb)

Girls and farting is a whole nother comedy topic

 

[Marco]

General to Sick to General dialogue....LMAO..

 

[newbie666]

General and Sick Gambler
getting their diploma

 

[sickgambler]

ok, i am lost now. What the hell is this marco kid talking about? He lost me.. And why is this newbie guy calling me and general a fruit now for?

Did I miss something??

 

[newbie666]

 

[Journeyman]

Sick these are "thread busters" a new internet fad ...similar to spam email

 

[newbie666]

JM get a life

 

[sickgambler]

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call (threadbusters)
If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good
Who ya gonna call (threadbusters)

 

[Marco]

Sick....I was talking about....

When the General made his comment about being fat doesn't help.....you came back with yeah it's disgusting when a 346 lb woman farts.....General came back and said he was referring to himself....