Ok, all you closet homos step forward

[lander]

This is not some don't ask, don't tell barbie boot camp ... this is manly stuff here - bitches & betting

General : "now I'm gay"
JourneyMan : "I`m done with women!"

WTF?? All you Vegas goers better walk backwards with all these closet fags showing up. Next thing you know JWoMan & Petey will announce a special guest - Billy BeaneTown ...

AND btw - you'd all better knock when you're in the hotel .. you might walk in on some big faggy homo orgy

 

[Journeyman]

Highlander-

I said i gave women up , not that i was going the other way

It was only a one day fast

 

[lander]

Alright JMan, I know you got back with that chick ... I just hope you're not "switch-hitting" ...

as for General ... I dunno ... I mean even I was going to turn gay, I don't think I'd want to get with Beantown ... maybe DickyW , Mr Kennedy or some other feminine bitch, but not Beantown ...

I mean it's bad enough to come out of the closet in the Offshore Forum - it's like Billy Beane telling the team he's fag while they're showering ... but at least have a little taste

 

[lander]

additional SCHs (Suspected Closet Homos)

Shrink
Dicky
Raiders90210
Lou
Beantown
JoeyC

 

[TheGeneral+]

Im straight. Promise

 

[Hairybum]

Kiss Kiss landy baby

 

[lander]

Sorry Hairy, but I turn homo it won't be with any guy with hair on his ass ...

No offense.

 

[lander]

Almost forgot :

Number 1 SCH : JJGold

 

[TheGeneral+]

Lander,

Does this affect my outhouse membership

 

[Hairybum]

Well I'm offended, your the smooth young boy type, "c'mon show landy the little puppy dog"

 

[Journeyman]

Now I know where the "Pete" in General

Pete comes from....

What would Bob Knight say to this

 

[TheGeneral+]

Im about to awake my cook to sign up & respond here, but then she would read the other thread i typed about her.

Bobby would say, "Son, How are your grades?"

 

[Journeyman]

Go HIT IT General...and here`s a thought think of the boys back here at Th Rx while your HITTING IT, LMAO

that should work better than thinking about Payton Manning and the sorry ass Colts...

 

[TheGeneral+]

Journeyman, I would prob rather work the prostate myself as hit it. The meatloaf is not as good after a 1000 servings. Not to mention all that huggy, huggy chit.

Go Horse

 

[Journeyman]

I hear that...The meatloaf does have an expiratation date...well on the bright side we are all one day closer to the funeral parlor,lol.

 

[RPM]

 

[Journeyman]

Show a little faith there`s magic in the night....... she ain`t a beauty but hey she`s alright....

Bruce (Thunder Road)

 

[PHREAK]

 

[lander]

General,
I know exactly what you need ... A little Viagara mixed with some Ecstasy (Sextasty for the college crowd) ...

you'd feel like you're the honeymoon again ... and the old lady will start treating you like king.

 

[cecil+]

Why is this thread in the offshore?