OFF topic...BUT I have to share this EXCUSE for getting caught with another women

[Dante]

My buddy got caught by his girlfriend making out and whatever with another girl..

his excuse.. This has to be one for the ages


"Honey she is a lesbian and did not want other guys hitting on her so we appeared to be together"


ROTFLMFAO!!!

I mean that has GOT to be near the top excuse EVER made up !! and SHE BOUGHT IT!!!!

 

[SrMuny]

YUP, Thats original..................

 

[TheGeneral+]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> My buddy <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[SubZaero]

That's a good one.....

The problem is if your girlfriend all of the sudden wants to "meet" her.

 

[BeverlyHillsBookie]

Dante, I told you I can't use the excuse "I was drunk" anymore, I've used that too much

.
Justin
-BHB

 

[radiofreecostarica]

what´s even MORE original is the fact she bought it!!

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

And your wife bought it.....err I mean your friends wife bought the story Dante?

 

[Dante]

all of ya

 

[TheGeneral+]

I heard Dante lost his virginity on a lap dance. Fully clothed

 

[SINGURU]

ALLOW ME TO GESTALT DANTE'S PSYCHE:

WHY SO DEFENSIVE

 

[SubZaero]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I heard Dante lost his virginity on a lap dance. Fully clothed <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Same thing happened to "a friend of mine"

 

[exilarch]

They are accusing Dante of being the subject of his post.tsk,tsk,tsk.

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The General:
I heard Dante lost his virginity on a lap dance. Fully clothed

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[Angelle]

no way she believed that

 

[Dante]

she did angelle....trust me...UNBELIVABLE

 

[valdosta]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dante:
she did angelle....trust me...UNBELIVABLE<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

WOuldn't surprise me, some women are incredibly dumb and WANT to believe excuses. It all depends what kind of women it is.

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

Believe me a women will fall for anything, a women in love is even worse. Any sort of lie is better than the truth at times.

At least that's what my friends tell me, I wouldn't know.

 

[TIGER]

Did that excuse worked for him???? Did her girlfriend bought it???

 

[VisorMan]

good excuse line

happened to me before but didnt even got a chance to say anything to her after she caught me because she slapped my face pretty good quickly then bitched at me then left LOL

That was during my college years!

 

[RIOSHILL]

My wife is dumb, but not that dumb.