I'm not laughing at you guys or what you went through....but the peeing part made me chuckle. I know it wasn't/isn't funny to you guys, though, but I did chuckle at that. Now, let's see if I can bring a small smile to your faces. As I read the Kornholio post, my freaking insides started aching (honest to God and I'm no puss,) and now I don't want to go to the bathroom for any reason today. tulsa