Truth,
You're the main reason I didn't show up.. I was scared of you. I was scared you were going to kick my ass. I know you hate me...
That's why if I ever do attend this bash and you are there, I will make sure to bring my 689lb neighbor friend of mine with me for protection. The only problem is, I would have had to pay his trip and his food too, which would have bankrupted me, so that's why I didn't come. I think the odds are pretty high had I come and met you, that you would have attacked me..
Admit it Truth, you would love to have a piece of me...