Ode to Pelosi

[geeze]

Slimy Nancy, the filthy bitch,
Teeth and gums as black as pitch,

Green snot bubbles from her nose,
And purple pus oozes between her toes,

Yet 'ere I touch that scaly thigh,
Or kiss that putrid tit,

I'd rather bathe in buzzard puke,
Or drown in liquid shit.

 

[geeze]

Just practicing basic prosody, before I progress to iambic pentameter.

Nothing personal.

 

[geeze]

Iambic pentameter uses a two-beat iambus with the accent on the first syllable in a five meter phrase.

For example:

"THIS is the FORest priMEVal,
The MURmuring PINES and the HEMlock."




(I can't sleep.)

 

[roadreeler57]

slimy nancy, the filthy bitch,
teeth and gums as black as pitch,

green snot bubbles from her nose,
and purple pus oozes between her toes,

yet 'ere i touch that scaly thigh,
or kiss that putrid tit,

i'd rather bathe in buzzard puke,
or drown in liquid shit.

 

[Willie99]

What's funny is that the witch bitch is actually better than Harry Dumbed Down Reid. Obama is way better than those two clowns.

 

[roadreeler57]

Reid & Pelosi should get married they'd make a wonderful couple.

 

[roadreeler57]

 

[mplastered]

I'm gonna vomit.

 

[geeze]

I'm awake now, and upon reflection, regardless of political views find my post in poor taste.

In my own defense, I really didn't feel well, and allowed my foul disposition to spew venom far beyond the bounds of civil discourse.

Mods, please delete post #1.

 

[mplastered]

I'm awake now, and upon reflection, regardless of political views find my post in poor taste.

In my own defense, I really didn't feel well, and allowed my foul disposition to spew venom far beyond the bounds of civil discourse.

Mods, please delete.

I'd say you're forgiven.ope:

 

[punter]

At the breakfast table this morning (true story)

Punterette:
Pelosi must be doing a good job.

Punter:
Whys that?

Punterette:
Have not heard a republican say one nice thing about her.

Punter:
Must be.