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<SMALL>Sound Politics ^| April 12, 2007 | David R. Kamerschen </SMALL>

Bar Stool Economics
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until on day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20."Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings). The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings). The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings). The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings). The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings). The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
"I only got a dollar out of the $20,"declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!"
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!"
"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D. Professor of Economics University of Georgia For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
 

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We have only seen this joke about 10 times now in the last 6 months. Thanks for numeral 11.
 

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We have only seen this joke about 10 times now in the last 6 months. Thanks for numeral 11.
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Well start learning the fuckin thing.
 
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Looks like should be the same rate for everybody... You don't pay anything then sorry pal no beer for you.
 

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Well start learning the fuckin thing.

yawn. You bore me. Your one of the partisan hacks that shit all over Ron Paul a few months back, so like you and your neoconservative buddies - heres to ya.
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Partisanship is divisive and its group think for people who cant think for themselves so they have to have everything labeled for them. And in the end stupid because both sides are the same. Im still waiting to hear the difference between these two running now. Compare them to Ron Paul and its polar opposites. So keep up the good work Pat, you fucking simpleminded troll. Your a classic reason why the country is the way it is. Dumbed down american unable to think for themselves. So fuck it, ill enjoy the kick in the balls and lose a little money in the process, because that is what we deserve.
 

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yawn. You bore me. Your one of the partisan hacks that shit all over Ron Paul a few months back, so like you and your neoconservative buddies - heres to ya.
:bigfinger

You are full of shit.As a matter of fact I belived in more of what Ron Paul was saying than most.
As a matter of fact. I'd vote for him if he had any chance of winning.
so ca ca pee pee on you too.
 

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This story was ok the first 34 times it was posted but you need to change the story now:
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The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks because the dumbfuck had lost all his money on subprime mortgages, so the nine sat down and wrote him a check for $2,300 each.

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is a fucking bailout.
 

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You are full of shit.As a matter of fact I belived in more of what Ron Paul was saying than most.
As a matter of fact. I'd vote for him if he had any chance of winning.
so ca ca pee pee on you too.

Lying rat. I would expose you if i had the time, but i just dont have the time right now (nor do i really give a fuck) to start bumping shit you necon prick.
 

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Lying rat. I would expose you if i had the time, but i just dont have the time right now (nor do i really give a fuck) to start bumping shit you necon prick.<!-- / message -->

Hey Fletchulence,
If you do decide to look it up make sure you look it all up,because even though I have shit on RP,I have said that his views were more in line with mine thats a fact.I also have voted Libertarian in my own state many times.
I'd easily vote for RP over Obama who is an outright Marxist and enemy of the Constitution of the US.
 

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copy and paste. copy and paste. copy and paste. eat something, take a dump, copy and paste. copy and paste. copy and paste. nap. snack. copy and paste. copy and paste. copy and paste.
 

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This story was ok the first 34 times it was posted but you need to change the story now:

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks because the dumbfuck had lost all his money on subprime mortgages, so the nine sat down and wrote him a check for $2,300 each.


And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is a fucking bailout.​



No big shock here. The crying liberal doesn't even UNDERSTAND what the government is doing. Since he hears the word "bailout", he assumes the government is handing out money to the rich...

The same way the government cuts him a check for his welfare. God that was an ignorant statement.
 

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No big shock here. The crying liberal doesn't even UNDERSTAND what the government is doing. Since he hears the word "bailout", he assumes the government is handing out money to the rich...

No ... you're the one who wants to be fucking free-loader ... you're the one who doesn't want taxes but wants the war.

You, my friend, are the guy who wants the free beer.

... and you, my friend, just posted this same stupid "economics" story for the 43rd time on the RX.
 

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cgold does not want the war but he will take it. spending a trillion dollars is fine as long as it is spent in the middle east and not here and as long as we have to borrow from china to do it.
 

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Hey Fletchulence,
If you do decide to look it up make sure you look it all up,because even though I have shit on RP,I have said that his views were more in line with mine thats a fact.I also have voted Libertarian in my own state many times.
I'd easily vote for RP over Obama who is an outright Marxist and enemy of the Constitution of the US.

You dont get it old man. You are a republican whore to the end. This type of idiotic divide and conquered thinking is what carries this perpetual dumbing down of the America each and every day. Grow a set of balls and just flat out admit your line of thinking is wrong and educate yourself. Im constantly educating myself everyday because i dont have all the answers like so many of you think you do. To align yourself with a political party and take on that group think mentaltiy is borderline mentally retardation or pure laziness. Witch is your excuse?
 

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No ... you're the one who wants to be fucking free-loader ... you're the one who doesn't want taxes but wants the war.

You, my friend, are the guy who wants the free beer.

... and you, my friend, just posted this same stupid "economics" story for the 43rd time on the RX.


This guy is a blowhard who tried to sell sportspicks and then lost his ass. I remember this piece, with his "black book". ROFL. Fucking tools abound these days on this site.
 

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No ... you're the one who wants to be fucking free-loader ... you're the one who doesn't want taxes but wants the war.

You, my friend, are the guy who wants the free beer.

... and you, my friend, just posted this same stupid "economics" story for the 43rd time on the RX.


You are a fucking FREE loader SEEKING HAND OUTS. You want other people to pay for YOUR fat lifestyle.
 

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