O.T. What is the worst thing you have said to your women?

[Dante]

" can you tell me if you saw Fishhead?"

 

[VaultedTreehouse]

These responses simply reinforce my fear of commitment.

 

[Tulsa]

TULSA, you're making progress.

Nine years ago you were tearing doors off hinges and just last week you were waxing eloquent about the inpsiration provided by Little Bunny Rabbit hop hop hopping across your backyard.

Yeah....that's the truth! LOL!!! Age has a way of quieting the beast, if you can make it long enough...

 

[juice]

"I'm only dating you until your sister turns 18"

 

[Journeyman]

Yeah....that's the truth! LOL!!! Age has a way of quieting the beast, if you can make it long enough...

I ALWAYS PICTURED YOU AS MAYBE 28?

 

[Wrigley]

Dave Letterman

Top Ten Signs You Should Get A Divorce


10. For Valentine's Day he gives you a box of Pop Tarts and says, "If you need me, I'll be at Hooters."

9. The only thing you have in common is your hatred for one another.

8. You ask the guy at Hallmark where the "Controlling Bitch" section is.

7. You keep finding receipts for the guys she's hired to kill you.

6. You still haven't forgiven him for nailing that fat intern when he was a resident.

5. She brings a date to couples counselling.

4. You just married Liza Minnelli.

3. He won't shut up about how great his secretary is in bed.

2. You sleep in separate beds in separate bedrooms in separate houses in separate states.

1. Her pet nickname for you -- "Numb-nuts."

 

[Tulsa]

That top ten is pretty funny stuff.

5. She brings a date to couples counselling. LOL!

Journey, I'm 36. tulsa

 

[ThreeUnits]

"Is that a pimple on your chin?"

 

[Arodd]

"It's not my fault you're fuckin crazy."

 

[PixWinns]

"Marriage" Only words I have.

 

[PatPatriot]

"Hey Pat what time you coming home?"

"I don't know....whats for supper?"

"Shit!"

"Well only make one because I ain't comin home."

 

[DELSOLII]

(to an old girlfriend)

" I think you know why I will not go down on you anymore."

She started to cry and we broke up later that day.


Sol II

 

[RDC-3]

i was dating this girl because i knew she wa easy so i wasnt getting anywhere with her after a couple dates so i just came right and told her "i wanna fvck your brains out" and she said she wasnt ready yet for that.... so i said ...."WHAT ARE YOU A REFORMED WHORE?"

 

[BCTTWR]

Can we break up but still sleep together every once and a while.:hump:

 

[Tulsa]

Can we break up but still sleep together every once and a while.:hump:

That's not bad....better than threatening their lives! That's a great line! They can only say, "No!" Otherwise, get a "Yes" and how cool would that be??!!! tulsa

 

[DrunkenHorseplayer]

"Screw the game, I love you."

 

[BCTTWR]

Yeah, hey Tulsa. What they expect when they tell you they are not sure they want to see you anymore is for you to say something like "well are you sure we can't work it out" or some apology or something. That line usually does not go over well, but on occasion it could suggest a hint of masculinity that they have been looking for and turn them on. What a concept.