Top Ten New York Mets Promises For This Season
10. "We'll win more games than the New York Jets -- and that's a promise"
9. "2-for-1 tickets for shirtless father and son lunatics"
8. "Players will no longer leave in the 6th inning to beat the traffic"
7. "Bobblehead dolls will have 15% more bobble"
6. "You think Jeter's got a nice ass? Wait'll you get a load of mine next year"
5. "We're opening a second men's room"
4. "Good news -- we just signed Ty Cobb"
3. "Unveiling new secret weapon: Otto the base-stealin' monkey"
2. "Bobby Valentine will lead the New York Mets back to the World Series!" ("What? He got fired?")
1. "Every 100th ticketholder gets to kick Mr. Met in the nuts"
10. "We'll win more games than the New York Jets -- and that's a promise"
9. "2-for-1 tickets for shirtless father and son lunatics"
8. "Players will no longer leave in the 6th inning to beat the traffic"
7. "Bobblehead dolls will have 15% more bobble"
6. "You think Jeter's got a nice ass? Wait'll you get a load of mine next year"
5. "We're opening a second men's room"
4. "Good news -- we just signed Ty Cobb"
3. "Unveiling new secret weapon: Otto the base-stealin' monkey"
2. "Bobby Valentine will lead the New York Mets back to the World Series!" ("What? He got fired?")
1. "Every 100th ticketholder gets to kick Mr. Met in the nuts"
