Not sure what forum this belongs in so we can start it here

[Timetopay]

Last night my dog must have been sick or bound up or something but I was laying on my couch and she jumped up and smelled like ass.

She is a little 5 pound yorkee so couldnt understand why she smelled like shit. Figured she jumped up and let one rip so just stood the course. 30 seconds later I still smelled this stench.

So I pick her up and look at her ass and see poop all around it. Come to figure out she has a piece of shit that she didnt shit out all the way. Its just fucking stuck. Half in half out and on top of it some around her ass and on her tail.

Really had no clue how to approach it so first I gently pushed on her stomach thinking maybe she needed a little extra motivation. Nothing. Than I got some paper towel and tried to just grab the bitch but shit just kept breaking off in little fragments.

I finally put her in the work sink and got one of those hose deals and squirted her ass until chunk by chunk fell out. Problem I had is drain got clogged with shit and stopped draining.


I think this is my longest post ever but was wondering what would have been the right way to hand this:think2:


Mods please leave here so I get some help

 

[JakeT.]

Humane Society would have been the easiest way. Not sure on the right way. I hope I never am in that situation.

 

[bookie]

 

[steaktartar]

i had an aunt that happened too.......it didn't end well

 

[djmatt]

5 pound yorkee??

real men have lap dogs.... rrrright

 

[nhoj]

I was thinking the samething. I figure you you got a lap dog and your a man you probally know about things in the ass.:lol:

5 pound yorkee??

real men have lap dogs.... rrrright

 

[TTinCO]

Come on football season

hno:hno:hno:

 

[NES]

Did you say you pulled on the poo?

 

[GreenDoberman]

I think this thread belongs in tech support. That or the newbie room.

 

[Anonymous1]

stool loosener or put the doggie on a soft diet...no more bones...

 

[Timetopay]

Asswipes I got a 6 year old daughter and a newborn girl and a wife.

You want me to have a pitbull.

Damn thing is cute though


What would all want someone to do if you had a piece of shit half way in and half out? :finger:

 

[Timetopay]

Come on football season

hno:hno:hno:

Play of the night is the Marlins -120:toast:

 

[Timetopay]

Did you say you pulled on the poo?

you have pulled on worse

 

[NES]

Yeah BUT at the time that I was pullling on it it didnt smell like poo yet.

 

[BillDildeaux]

I once pulled out about a foot of rope that was hanging from my dog's ass. It immediately lost control of its bowels and all the crap that was backed up involuntarily spilled out all over the place....so be careful...I imagine you are OK with a Yorkie though.

 

[flacapper]

Hey timetopay who is that dude looks familiar.

 

[1cheater]

These guy's can fuck with you all they want, but in my eye's you "manned up" TTP, well done.

You must realy like that dog? or you were looking to get some and the obstruction wouldn't let "it" :flies: happen..

 

[1cheater]

I once pulled out about a foot of rope that was hanging from my dog's ass. It immediately lost control of its bowels and all the crap that was backed up involuntarily spilled out all over the place....so be careful...I imagine you are OK with a Yorkie though.

Lab?

 

[shdw01]

story is true +110
actually ttp -250

 

[flacapper]

who is the kid under timeto pays name is that T.O.?