Personally I prefer "poor man's lobster", but I've never seen it here.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkfish
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A 33-year-old man ate two lobsters, downed 17 vodka oyster shots and six Coronas at a restaurant on Australia's Gold Coast before dodging the bill and running into the surf, police allege.
He allegedly stole another six-pack of beer from the Surfers Paradise restaurant before police on jet skis arrested him on Sunday afternoon.
Staff from the Omeros Brothers Seafood Restaurant chased the man after he allegedly fled the restaurant and dived into the ocean at Main Beach.
Lifeguards towed police officers out into the water on the back of jet skis to talk to the man.
A police spokesman said officers were concerned about the man's safety because of how drunk he was.
Officers were forced to jump into the water to bring the man back to shore after he refused to get out of the water on their own, police said.
The man from the northern Gold Coast, was charged with one count of stealing and two counts of serious assault police, after allegedly resisting arrest.
He is due in court on Monday.
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The man consumed a "significant" amount of seafood and alcohol then ran out without paying, police in Australia allege.A 33-year-old man ate two lobsters, downed 17 vodka oyster shots and six Coronas at a restaurant on Australia's Gold Coast before dodging the bill and running into the surf, police allege.
He allegedly stole another six-pack of beer from the Surfers Paradise restaurant before police on jet skis arrested him on Sunday afternoon.
Staff from the Omeros Brothers Seafood Restaurant chased the man after he allegedly fled the restaurant and dived into the ocean at Main Beach.
Lifeguards towed police officers out into the water on the back of jet skis to talk to the man.
A police spokesman said officers were concerned about the man's safety because of how drunk he was.
Officers were forced to jump into the water to bring the man back to shore after he refused to get out of the water on their own, police said.
The man from the northern Gold Coast, was charged with one count of stealing and two counts of serious assault police, after allegedly resisting arrest.
He is due in court on Monday.
