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... ok ... so I guess I hurt some people's feelings with the other thread ... boo fuckin hoo ... Here are some more Sarah Palin jokes ... and the people with hurt feelings can use the old thread to bicker and moan and bitch.

  1. I know all about Iran. I ran for Mayor and then I ran for Governor!
  2. "Everybody is trying to find out more about Sarah Palin. Someone was able to hack into Sarah Palin's Yahoo! email account because she hadn't taken the proper security measures. Yeah. So, folks, it's official. No one in the Palin family uses protection." --Conan O'Brien
  3. "John McCain wants to suspend his debate with Barack Obama until the economic crisis is over. And Sarah Palin wants to suspend her debate with Joe Biden until she can find Europe on a map." --Jay Leno
  4. I can't comment on the Kyoto Accord as I've only ever seen the Honda Accord.
  5. I wouldn't want to go over to Kabul. I'm perfectly happy with my DirectTV.
  6. I'm highly qualified as a diplomat: I have a college diplomat from Idaho.
  7. Palesstinians? Is that what my supporters are calling themselves?
Anyone have any more?
 

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Direct quote:

"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?" --Sarah Palin, interview with CNBC's "Kudlow & Co", July 2008

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"I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.'" --Sarah Palin, as quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, after he raised objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor's office without approval of the city council
 
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Where is the outcry against the racism here?

Joe Biden's racist gaffe:

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tell you guys what.....I'm not from the states but I'm afraid the american public has been soo dumbed down to the point people might vote this idiotic mccain - palin ticket into office

mccain choosing this airhead to run as his vp is all you need to know this guy is way out there and doesn't care what you the public thinks or wants.....he just want to get his

on the other hand you have obama who frankly nobody has a freaking clue what he will do if he's elected president....he can talk a good talk but nobody can say fr certain what kind of action he will take

unfortunatly your dumbass politics affect the rest of the world and that's why I care......I find it pathetic that these idiots are the best candidates a nation of 300million peeps has put forward to run the world really

unfortunatly in this game of chess of world politics the US and their allies are losing as the ball has been dropped years ago after 9-11 to invade the ME to fight the good fight.....in the mean time Russia got stronger and better allies and US politicians are way out of their league in trying to deal with Putin and Russia
 

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One more:

"We grow good people in our small towns, with honesty and sincerity and dignity." --Sarah Palin, in her speech at the Republican Convention, quoting the fascist right-wing columnist Westbrook Pegler, an avowed racist and anti-Semite who once expressed his hope that Robert F. Kennedy would be assassinated

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Here's another one. Anna Nicole Palin
 

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"I'm not sure what she brings to the ticket other than she's a woman and a conservative." –Sarah Palin's mother-in-law, Faye Palin, who said she may vote for Obama
 

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Of course, John won't meet Zapatero. Isn't Zapatero the guy from Lisbon? I am totally against, Lisbon. I believe women should marry men.
 

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At the RNC when the crowd was chanting "Drill Baby Drill", I thought they were trying to get Todd to do me right there.
 
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Cheat and Liar Joe Biden says when the stock market crashed
in 1929, President Roosevelt spoke on TV.

HAHAHAHAHAAHHA. There were only experimental TVs in 1929,
and Hoover was president. You can't make this shit up!!!

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Cheat and liar Joe Biden:

In Afghanistan The Helicopter He Was In Was "Forced Down" By Enemy Fire
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In His Speech To The National Guard Association Today, Biden Implied That While Traveling In Afghanistan The Helicopter He Was In Was "Forced Down" By Enemy Fire. "The prepared remarks go on to list McCain's other failures in the region, from Iran to Afghanistan - each concluding with the phrase 'Barack was right' -- a phrase Biden never once said in the speech. 'You want to know where bin Laden is, come back to Afghanistan with me. Come back to the area where my helicopter was forced down with a three star general and three senators at 10,500 feet in the middle of those mountains. I can tell you where they are,' he says." (Aaron Burns, "Biden Won't Stick To The Script," F ox News, 9/22/08)
  • Previously At A September 2008 Fundraiser, Biden Described A "Superhighway Of Terror Between Pakistan And Afghanistan Where My Helicopter Was Forced Down." "Democratic vice-presidential nominee Joe Biden assured a crowd of donors in Lincoln Park Tuesday night that he would handle himself just fine in his debate with Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. ... He'll ask her about 'The superhighway of terror between Pakistan and Afghanistan where my helicopter was forced down...'" (Abdon M. Pallasch, "Biden Isn't Afraid Of Palin," Chicago Sun-Times, 9/10/08)
Wow. Forced down was it? Biden says this as if it were some attack that forced his helicopter down, doesn't he? However, immediately after that September 10 campaign stop, it came out pretty quickly that Biden's helicopter was not forced down by enemy weapons fire. No, it was a snow storm in the mountains that "forced" the aircraft down and then only because the pilot thought the better decision would be to err on the side of safety. He had generals and Senators in his craft, after all. You can imagine how nervous the pilot was in that case.
Now, let's face the truth here. Biden would not be using the words "forced down" without explaining that it was weather that forced him down unless he meant to convey that he was forced down in some extraordinary circumstances, as if he'd been fired upon. If he didn't mean to mislead the audience into imagining that weapons fire "forced" his craft down he would say that "when the weather forced down my helicopter." If he didn't mean to give his helicopter ride more gravity, the "forced down" part was meaningless to the greater point.
After all, Biden linked the war, the hunt for bin Laden, al Qaeda and his helicopter going down in one story as if they were all directly linked. But, in truth, the helicopter going down had absolutely nothing to do with al Qaeda, bin Laden, or the war. It was all because of a little snow and THAT could have happened right in Delaware.
Tapper was too nice to say it outright, but Biden was basically trying to mislead his audience into imagining that his helicopter was forced down by the enemy and that while in Afghanistan he was in mortal danger because of al Qaeda. All that is marginally true in a lawyer's fashion. But linked together as they were, these details present a misleading picture of a danger that Biden did not face.
Now, we have seen the media blast McCain several times for using his being shot down from the skies over Vietnam. We even heard Wesley Clark claim that getting shot down was no qualification for being president. The media have echoed Clark's jab in several ways subtle and direct. But, there is no denying that McCain really was forced down by enemies that wished to kill him and in a time of war.
Biden, on the other hand, was not in danger. He did not face the enemy in Afghanistan. Yet, he seems to be trying to make it look like he was in mortal danger.
So, the big question here is, if the media is ready to scoff at McCain's very real incident of facing enemy fire, is that same media ready to bash Biden for pretending to face such a harrowing experience when he didn't?
What if a Republican was going about pretending his aircraft was "forced down" as if by the enemy in enemy territory? Would the media simply turn the other way at such a misleading claim on the campaign trail?
And lastly, we get a hint in this tale of the disdain... and if not disdain, then at least the discounting of the man... that others in the Senate feel for Joe Biden. Look at how John Kerry told the tale of the helicopter going down:
"The weather closed in on us," the Associated Press quoted Kerry as saying. "It went pretty blind, pretty fast and we were around some pretty dangerous ridges. So the pilot exercised his judgment that we were better off putting down there, and we all agreed."
"We were going to send Biden out to fight the Taliban with snowballs, but we didn't have to do it." he said. "Other than getting a little cold, it was fine."
Now, on that helicopter was Senator Chuck Hagel (R- NE), Kerry (D- MA), Biden (D-CT), and a three star general. Yet, Kerry made a joke about Biden snowball fighting with the Taliban. Biden is the subject of ridicule. Does this just not show how little Kerry thinks of Biden? It has been reported that Biden is generally thought of as a fool and blowhard in the Senate, and this offhanded treatment by someone like Kerry really says a lot about Biden's standing among other Senators. If Biden was well respected, Kerry would never have made Biden the butt of jokes. Great choice there Barack.
 

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As Judith Warner said:
Frankly, I’ve come to think, post-Kissinger, post-Katie-Couric, that Palin’s nomination isn’t just an insult to the women (and men) of America. It’s an act of cruelty toward her as well.
... and if the hundreds of blogs/pages making fun of her are any indication, I think Judith has a point.
 

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Here's another one. Anna Nicole Palin



Damn.


Wil or another mod, can you help me make this my avatar for a couple of months?

Any help would be appreciated.


Thanks in advance.
 

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