I plan on going as a modern-day Tico, any ideas?
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 17,024 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #1 I plan on going as a modern-day Tico, any ideas?
JudgeWapner Member Joined Jan 20, 2002 Messages 39,612 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #2 When you arrive at the party, crash your car into the side of the house. And then blame the house.
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 17,024 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #3 ha ha ha, I should have no problem pulling that off since I wont be distracted by things like bringing alchohol or being on time.
ha ha ha, I should have no problem pulling that off since I wont be distracted by things like bringing alchohol or being on time.
fuzebox heredia porn king Joined Feb 16, 2007 Messages 814 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #4 NES said: ha ha ha, I should have no problem pulling that off since I wont be distracted by things like bringing alchohol or being on time. Click to expand... Those were my ideas!
NES said: ha ha ha, I should have no problem pulling that off since I wont be distracted by things like bringing alchohol or being on time. Click to expand... Those were my ideas!
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 17,024 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #5 I thought your idea was to cut half my dick off and move back in with my mom.
fuzebox heredia porn king Joined Feb 16, 2007 Messages 814 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #6 Just as long as you don't go as what you were last year:
fuzebox heredia porn king Joined Feb 16, 2007 Messages 814 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #7 p.s. killer movie collection.
Jack Herer Banned Joined Aug 11, 2007 Messages 5,783 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #9 You can start off by taking a shower and brushing your teeth...
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 17,024 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #10 Jack Herer said: You can start off by taking a shower and brushing your teeth... Click to expand... But I dont understand how that would..oh wait I get it, I have to be completely clean but still manage to smell like bologna and dogshit in order to appear Tico.
Jack Herer said: You can start off by taking a shower and brushing your teeth... Click to expand... But I dont understand how that would..oh wait I get it, I have to be completely clean but still manage to smell like bologna and dogshit in order to appear Tico.
steaktartar powdered milkman Joined Aug 4, 2006 Messages 22,984 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #11 set up your gringo sportsbook buddies with one of your "cousins"
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 17,024 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #12 ...do I charge them for the service?
Jack Herer Banned Joined Aug 11, 2007 Messages 5,783 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #13 Also, make sure you don't wear a suit and tennis shoes.
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 17,024 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #14 Ok, good tip Jack but it is ok to wear a pair of "okey" sunglasses and a t-shirt with an English saying that I dont understand right?
Ok, good tip Jack but it is ok to wear a pair of "okey" sunglasses and a t-shirt with an English saying that I dont understand right?
al_corona RX Poster Joined Sep 21, 2004 Messages 2,082 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #15 NES said: I thought your idea was to cut half my dick off and move back in with my mom. Click to expand... :aktion033:aktion033:aktion033:aktion033:toast::toast: :missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
NES said: I thought your idea was to cut half my dick off and move back in with my mom. Click to expand... :aktion033:aktion033:aktion033:aktion033:toast::toast: :missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Jack Herer Banned Joined Aug 11, 2007 Messages 5,783 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #16 NES said: Ok, good tip Jack but it is ok to wear a pair of "okey" sunglasses and a t-shirt with an English saying that I dont understand right? Click to expand... You truly have no heart. You understand that these people go to "Ropa Americana Usada" 'cause they can't afford to buy new stuff, right? And most of them are fucking Nicas.
NES said: Ok, good tip Jack but it is ok to wear a pair of "okey" sunglasses and a t-shirt with an English saying that I dont understand right? Click to expand... You truly have no heart. You understand that these people go to "Ropa Americana Usada" 'cause they can't afford to buy new stuff, right? And most of them are fucking Nicas.
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 17,024 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #17 Most of them are Nicas? Same as the Thieves, Bums, and litter-bugs because a Tico would never.....
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 17,024 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #18 ....shop at a ropa americana, but I would.
Jack Herer Banned Joined Aug 11, 2007 Messages 5,783 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #19 Yes, fucking Nicas. I hate them too.
Jack Herer Banned Joined Aug 11, 2007 Messages 5,783 Tokens Oct 22, 2008 #20 Also, make sure you don't show at the party with a prostitute under your arm.
