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"the only reason you read moby dick cause you thought there was dick in it"
 

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It's a Sam Kinison joke.
 

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pretty sure it was seth rogen.......if not 40 year virign maybe knocked up?
 

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sounds like something from Will and Grace
 

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clerks??
 

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40 year old virgin in my favorite movie, can quote most lines.. not in it..
 

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I was thinkin Back to School but couldn't confirm it


you were/are probably right he was a professor in that movie...can't remember if he had more scenes than this..and even if it was not him in a movie he still is the one with the joke,so if any faegs used it after him,they should pay him homage...

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  • Live from Hell.
  • I would like to sing a song for my buddy Rodney, whose girl Laverne broke his heart and let him down; but what Rodney doesn't know, he's got every reason to feel so low, 'cause, Rodney, she fucked everyone in this fuckin' town. YOU FUCKING WHORE!!! You used Rodney, you never loved Rodney! Remember when Rodney went to the ball game? You had your own ball game! You fucked the whole fire department! You were the fire, you fucking bitch — they had to use your fucking hose! Oh yeah, you fucked a butcher because he said he had the biggest salami in town! I know all about you! You read Moby Dick because you thought there was dick in it! It was the only book you read; you ended up sucking the book! I was best friend, you sucked my dick, I felt guilty — how come you didn't feel guilty?! 'Cause you don't feel anything, you fucking whore! OH, OH, you oughta die, die, you fucking bitch! DIE!!! DIE, YOU WHORE! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! How's THAT Rodney, ya feel any better!?
 

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