I just got off the MSN with NBAsia to get his plays for Wednesday:
NBAsia: **** these Chinese horse trainer
Braveheart: What’s wrong man?
NBAsia: I have many horses I like to watch them at Macau races everything was going great. My brother say he know best trainer in Canton he couldn’t get a visa we smuggle him in from the mainland give him nice apartment and tell him prepare my horses good for big race in Macau next month.
NBAsia: Everything was going great man my horse all do well and the best one I call him Slam Dunk won all 3 races so Macau bookie have him favourite for big race.
Today doctor come round for weekly inspection he call me from stables said he look at Slam Dunk he looks sick to come over right away.
Braveheart: Ok
NBAsia: Li Chang takes me and Chow Min in taxi over to look at horse Fang Lok the trainer there too. Funny thing is Chow Min recognize Fang Lok I ask how she know him she say Fang Lok spend every day for last month at massage parlour ****ing cheap Thai girl only one these mainland Chinese can afford.
Braveheart: So if he wasn’t training the horses how did they win?
NBAsia: Doctor say my horses on something instead of training horse like he should be Fang Lok spend all day riding horse in massage parlour then when he get back he give them special potion. My horse only win because Fang Lok give him Chinese steroid fuk instead of calling him Slam Dunk I should have called him Sammy Sosa.
NBAsia: I tell Li Chang I need to dispose of services of Fang Lok. Li Chang tell me he won big yesterday he’s taking the rest of the day off he kept picks to himself to call other cab they didn’t win they all working today.
NBAsia: I tell him straight you won thanks to me you stupid fuk and this is how you show thanks get driving now or the next pick you get from me will be when I pick your eye out your socket.
NBAsia: Li Chang then ties the guy up and puts him in the back of the car I say don’t stop driving until you reach mainland China. I tell him I have nice reward for him for extra service. Bet everything you can on Cleveland Toronto Under 177, Boston Orlando Over 198.5, Hornet Wizard Under 179.5 and Sonic Kings Over 212.5. All these plays are locks I guarantee 3-1 Chinese gods smiling on me huge at the moment.
NBAsia: Fang Lok say he like to work with animals I say leave him tied up in middle of on the first pig farm he finds in China so he can eat pig shit until he find his way back to Canton I got to go for a massage man today been too stressful see you later.
Braveheart: Ok man. Thanks for the plays
Recap
NBAsia “All these plays are locks Chinese gods smiling on me huge at the moment” plays for Wednesday
Magic @ Celtics, Over 198.5
Cavaliers @ Raptors, Under 177
Wizards @ Hornets, Under 180
Kings @ Sonics, Over 212.5
[This message was edited by Braveheart on January 07, 2004 at 06:34 PM.]
NBAsia: **** these Chinese horse trainer
Braveheart: What’s wrong man?
NBAsia: I have many horses I like to watch them at Macau races everything was going great. My brother say he know best trainer in Canton he couldn’t get a visa we smuggle him in from the mainland give him nice apartment and tell him prepare my horses good for big race in Macau next month.
NBAsia: Everything was going great man my horse all do well and the best one I call him Slam Dunk won all 3 races so Macau bookie have him favourite for big race.
Today doctor come round for weekly inspection he call me from stables said he look at Slam Dunk he looks sick to come over right away.
Braveheart: Ok
NBAsia: Li Chang takes me and Chow Min in taxi over to look at horse Fang Lok the trainer there too. Funny thing is Chow Min recognize Fang Lok I ask how she know him she say Fang Lok spend every day for last month at massage parlour ****ing cheap Thai girl only one these mainland Chinese can afford.
Braveheart: So if he wasn’t training the horses how did they win?
NBAsia: Doctor say my horses on something instead of training horse like he should be Fang Lok spend all day riding horse in massage parlour then when he get back he give them special potion. My horse only win because Fang Lok give him Chinese steroid fuk instead of calling him Slam Dunk I should have called him Sammy Sosa.
NBAsia: I tell Li Chang I need to dispose of services of Fang Lok. Li Chang tell me he won big yesterday he’s taking the rest of the day off he kept picks to himself to call other cab they didn’t win they all working today.
NBAsia: I tell him straight you won thanks to me you stupid fuk and this is how you show thanks get driving now or the next pick you get from me will be when I pick your eye out your socket.
NBAsia: Li Chang then ties the guy up and puts him in the back of the car I say don’t stop driving until you reach mainland China. I tell him I have nice reward for him for extra service. Bet everything you can on Cleveland Toronto Under 177, Boston Orlando Over 198.5, Hornet Wizard Under 179.5 and Sonic Kings Over 212.5. All these plays are locks I guarantee 3-1 Chinese gods smiling on me huge at the moment.
NBAsia: Fang Lok say he like to work with animals I say leave him tied up in middle of on the first pig farm he finds in China so he can eat pig shit until he find his way back to Canton I got to go for a massage man today been too stressful see you later.
Braveheart: Ok man. Thanks for the plays
Recap
NBAsia “All these plays are locks Chinese gods smiling on me huge at the moment” plays for Wednesday
Magic @ Celtics, Over 198.5
Cavaliers @ Raptors, Under 177
Wizards @ Hornets, Under 180
Kings @ Sonics, Over 212.5
[This message was edited by Braveheart on January 07, 2004 at 06:34 PM.]