Braveheart: Where have you been man I’ve missed you
NBAsia: Remember last time we spoke I tell you my main taxi driver Li Chang deliver stupid horse trainer to pig farm in China then got stuck
Braveheart: Yes, are you back in Macau now?
NBAsia: I get to border to sort things out myself it seems Li Chang been a bad boy. He smuggle trainer back into China ok but he decide since Chow Min is mine he try to smuggle Chinese girl back into Macau. He need somebody to cook and clean and fuk.
NBAsia: But customs official find girl in trunk of car they are not so pleased and put Li Chang and girl into jail say they want $2,000 to release Li Chang and other $2,000 for girl.
Braveheart: Wow that’s a lot for a Chinese hooker man
NBAsia: You telling me I arrive at border I tell official there I pay $2K to get Li Chang out but $2K is too much for Chinese hooker much prettier girls in Macau.
Braveheart: Yes
NBAsia: They let me into Li Chang cell to speak to him I tell Li Chang I give you 5 minutes fuk Chinese girl then chuck her we’re off back to Macau, 5 minutes is plenty time for you.
Braveheart: Smart move man
NBAsia: Anyhow I go to office to pay men they have NBA on TV. I tell Chinese customs official since they like NBA forget $1,000 I make them much more money I have 3 great pick for them today these guys are such idiots they say they only want bet on Rockets game they just like Yao Ming.
NBAsia: Phew thank God I have lock pick today on Rockets game I tell them I love Rockets over today bet as much as you like on Wolves Rockets over 174 it’s a lead pipe cinch. Yao Ming score 25+ points make all you guys proud.
NBAsia: Wow Chinese are so easy to get excited man they shake my hand and thank me a ton I think this is easy I am just about to walk to car with Li Chang they say nice pick yes but we only let you back to Macau if it win...... otherwise we chop your knob off.
NBAsia: I am kind of nervous man I need this Rockets pick to win otherwise custom official turn me into JJGold.
Braveheart: What are your other picks today?
NBAsia: Tell all your friends bet as much as they like on Pacers +3.5 Reggie and Ronnie are big they are best team in NBA and also Pistons Bucks over 179 and Raptors Hawks Under 164.
Braveheart: Ok thanks man
NBAsia: All these picks are locks 3-1 is guaranteed. Just pray Rockets over is one of the three speak to you tomorrow.
Recap
NBAsia “we only let you back to Macau if it win.... otherwise we chop your knob off.” plays for Saturday
Twolves @ Rockets, Over 174
Pacers @ Nets, Pacers +3.5
Pistons @ Bucks, Over 179
Raptors @ Hawks, Under 164
[This message was edited by Braveheart on January 17, 2004 at 11:36 AM.]
NBAsia: Remember last time we spoke I tell you my main taxi driver Li Chang deliver stupid horse trainer to pig farm in China then got stuck
Braveheart: Yes, are you back in Macau now?
NBAsia: I get to border to sort things out myself it seems Li Chang been a bad boy. He smuggle trainer back into China ok but he decide since Chow Min is mine he try to smuggle Chinese girl back into Macau. He need somebody to cook and clean and fuk.
NBAsia: But customs official find girl in trunk of car they are not so pleased and put Li Chang and girl into jail say they want $2,000 to release Li Chang and other $2,000 for girl.
Braveheart: Wow that’s a lot for a Chinese hooker man
NBAsia: You telling me I arrive at border I tell official there I pay $2K to get Li Chang out but $2K is too much for Chinese hooker much prettier girls in Macau.
Braveheart: Yes
NBAsia: They let me into Li Chang cell to speak to him I tell Li Chang I give you 5 minutes fuk Chinese girl then chuck her we’re off back to Macau, 5 minutes is plenty time for you.
Braveheart: Smart move man
NBAsia: Anyhow I go to office to pay men they have NBA on TV. I tell Chinese customs official since they like NBA forget $1,000 I make them much more money I have 3 great pick for them today these guys are such idiots they say they only want bet on Rockets game they just like Yao Ming.
NBAsia: Phew thank God I have lock pick today on Rockets game I tell them I love Rockets over today bet as much as you like on Wolves Rockets over 174 it’s a lead pipe cinch. Yao Ming score 25+ points make all you guys proud.
NBAsia: Wow Chinese are so easy to get excited man they shake my hand and thank me a ton I think this is easy I am just about to walk to car with Li Chang they say nice pick yes but we only let you back to Macau if it win...... otherwise we chop your knob off.
NBAsia: I am kind of nervous man I need this Rockets pick to win otherwise custom official turn me into JJGold.
Braveheart: What are your other picks today?
NBAsia: Tell all your friends bet as much as they like on Pacers +3.5 Reggie and Ronnie are big they are best team in NBA and also Pistons Bucks over 179 and Raptors Hawks Under 164.
Braveheart: Ok thanks man
NBAsia: All these picks are locks 3-1 is guaranteed. Just pray Rockets over is one of the three speak to you tomorrow.
Recap
NBAsia “we only let you back to Macau if it win.... otherwise we chop your knob off.” plays for Saturday
Twolves @ Rockets, Over 174
Pacers @ Nets, Pacers +3.5
Pistons @ Bucks, Over 179
Raptors @ Hawks, Under 164
[This message was edited by Braveheart on January 17, 2004 at 11:36 AM.]
