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Every channel is playing that episode of the Planet of the Apes where they take over the White House.
 

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With all the minorities in Washington DC it's a good time to break into their houses and get some of our shit back!!!
 

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Inauguration schedule:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding– Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free the Gitmo Freedom Fighters Rally: Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: The proper etiquette for surrender– Former French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers: Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Barack Obama by Mahmud Ahmadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals: John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation of Michelle Obama

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill and Hillary ask Ted to drive Barack and Michelle home
 

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New White House Puppy

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I just got this e-mail

Ok,........I'm somewhat confused......so far most of us have read that email that said 2 million black people attended the inauguration and only 14 missed worked !!.....but being a little more practical than that.....I have a burning question which I need to get off my chest.....You being one of the smartest guys on my email list and you have shown that you know a little bit about a lot of things...Answer me this....

How can 2 million black people get into Washington DC in sub zero temps in one day, when 200,000 of them couldn't get out of New Orleans, at 85 degrees with four days notice ???


 

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