Pasted from "Imaginary Program plays" thread, but still relevant:
Questions:
1 Will you be referring to yourself in the third person and generally create an air of self importance and pomposity?
2 Will you reset the record numerous times as soon as your imaginary program starts tanking?
3 Will you be changing your user name a few times and maybe hop around from one forum to the next if people are not gullible enough?
4 Will you run to the mods often to cry about critical voices in said thread?
5 Will you bump your own stuff on winning days and create lots os sub threads for attention?
Thaaaanks. Thankyou)(&