(my Tooth Or My Colts) You Decide

BEANTOWN JIM · Sep 26, 2004

BOYS ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ME I HAVE A CERTAIN IMAGE IN THE SOUTH BOSTON COMMUNITY HOWEVER I HAVE A PROBLEM.I AM SITTING HERE WITH 1000 DOLLARS CASH AND HERE ARE MY 2 OPTIONS TO DO WITH THIS MONEY.LAST NIGHT I WAS EATING A DELICIOUS T-BONE STEAK MAN THE BEST I EVER HAD THEN I FELT SOMETHING HARD IN MY MOUTH AND YOU GUESSED IT MY FILLING FELL OUT WHAT THE F-CK I CANT GO AROUND SOUTH BOSTON WITH NO FRONT TOOTH.THERES A BIG HOLE IN THE BACK OF MY TOOTH YOU CANT SEE IT FROM THE FRONT BUT I CAN FEEL IT WITH MY TONGUE ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE IT CRACKS.MY WIFE HAS DENTAL INSURANCE AND I AM ON HER POLICY BUT I ONLY GET 1200 A YEAR FOR CARE AND I ALREADY USED IT.SO FELLAS HERES THE BOTTOM LINE MY WIFE TOLD ME TO TAKE THE 100 DOLLARS AND GO SEE DR. ROSENBURG OH SORRY DOC HE LIKES TO BE CALLED ROSIE.WELL ANYWAY I THINK ROSIE MY JEW DENTIST IS GOING TO ROB ME I CANT CALL UNTIL MONDAY AFTER THE JEWISH HOLIDAY BUT LAST TIME I SAW ROSIE HE SAID TO ME JIM LETS TAKE A LOOK HOW MUCH INSURANCE DO YOU HAVE LEFT.WELL FELLAS THE WELL IS DRY SO GUESS WHAT I THINK ROSIE IS GOING TO BANG ME PRETTY GOOD I NEVER TRUSTED THIS GUY BUT MY WIFE LIKES HIM.

BOTTOM LINE FELLAS DO I TAKE MY DIME I HAVE TO FIX MY TOOTH OR DO I TAKE THIS DIME IN MY POCKET AND LET IT RIDE ON MY INDY COLTS TODAY I LOVE THEM THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST BLOW OUT IN N.F.L. HISTORY.IF THE COLTS DONT PUT 60 POINTS UP ON THE BOARD TODAY I WILL BUY LOBSTERS FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THIS FORUM AT MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT OF COURSE MY PAL ROGER BERKOWITZ BETTER CHIP IN A LITTLE JUST TO KEEP THE EXPENSES DOWN.

I DONT COME INTO THIS FORUM OFTEN WITH A HOT TIP BUT THIS IS A LOCK INDY WILL BURY THE COLTS TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN:toothless OH *CENSOR**CENSOR**CENSOR**CENSOR* IS THIS WHAT I WILL LOOK LIKE IF I DONT FIX MY TOOTH

bzbwoy · Sep 26, 2004

might as well let it ride, jim. :awesom:

-Slim- · Sep 26, 2004

beantown Jim said:
this Is A Lock Indy Will Bury The Colts

Lol

BEANTOWN JIM · Sep 26, 2004

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT SLIM DONT BE A FRESH PR-CK.NOBODY CAN SLOW DOWN THE COLTS ESPECIALLY THIS NO NAME PACKERS DEFENSE ITS A LOCK FELLAS ENJOY THE MONEY AND DONT EVER SAY I DIDNT GIVE YOU ANYTHING.

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTA WAS DATING BEN WALLACE,KEVIN GARNETT,SHAWN KEMP,OR BRETT FAVRE WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS(I MIGHT SERIOUSLY CONSIDER THE NIGERIANS IN THIS ONE) BRETT FAVRE IS THE DUMBEST WHITE GUY IN THE COUNTRY FRIGGING HILLBILLY HAS COST ME A LOT OF DOUGH OVER THE YEARS:hammerit

-Slim- · Sep 26, 2004

I know sugar, I know.

bzbwoy · Sep 26, 2004

bean, you sir are a certified mad man. you should post more often. good luck on indy.

TheGeneral+ · Sep 26, 2004

Both secondaries weak right now. Looks to be high scoring. Probably alot of chasing on the over after the 1 PM games. Look for an under.

2 INT's by Manning

Yes -180
No +172

drunkguy · Sep 26, 2004

THEN I FELT SOMETHING HARD IN MY MOUTH

:ughhh:

TheGeneral+ · Sep 26, 2004

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Noreaga+ · Sep 26, 2004

Indy is going to steam roll GBs defense. this thing is gonna be over at halftime.

WATCH

TheGeneral+ · Sep 26, 2004

Shootout at THE OK CORRAL going on here. :uzi:

drunkguy · Sep 26, 2004

The General said:
Shootout at THE OK CORRAL going on here. :uzi:

28 points in the first 8 minutes of the game :neenee:

TheGeneral+ · Sep 26, 2004

What is the single game passing yards record by a QB?

drunkguy · Sep 26, 2004

The General said:
What is the single game passing yards record by a QB?

<TABLE cellSpacing=2 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD colSpan=2>Most Yards Gained, Game</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">554</TD><TD>Norm Van Brocklin, Los Angeles vs. N.Y. Yanks, Sept. 28, 1951</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">527</TD><TD>Warren Moon, Houston vs. Kansas City, Dec. 16, 1990</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">522</TD><TD>Boomer Esiason, Arizona vs. Washington, Nov. 10, 1996</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

If this keeps up, you may also want to ake a look at these records:

<TABLE cellSpacing=2 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD colSpan=2>Most Points, Game</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">72</TD><TD>Washington vs. N.Y. Giants, Nov. 27, 1966</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">70</TD><TD>Los Angeles vs. Baltimore, Oct. 22, 1950</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">65</TD><TD>Chi. Cardinals vs. N.Y. Bulldogs, Nov. 13, 1949</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%"> </TD><TD>Los Angeles vs. Detroit, Oct. 29, 1950</TD></TR><TR><TD> </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD colSpan=2>Most Points, Both Teams, Game</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">113</TD><TD>Washington (72) vs. N.Y. Giants (41), Nov. 27, 1966</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">101</TD><TD>Oakland (52) vs. Houston (49), Dec. 22, 1963</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">99</TD><TD>Seattle (51) vs. Kansas City (48), Nov. 27, 1983 (OT)</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<TABLE cellSpacing=2 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD colSpan=2>Most Points, Both Teams, Each Quarter</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">1st:</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">42</TD><TD>Green Bay (35) vs. Cleveland (7), Nov. 12, 1967</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">35</TD><TD>Dall. Texans (21) vs. N.Y. Titans (14), Nov. 11, 1962</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%"> </TD><TD>Dallas (28) vs. Philadelphia (7), Oct. 19, 1969</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%"> </TD><TD>Kansas City (21) vs. Seattle (14), Dec. 11, 1977</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%"> </TD><TD>Detroit (21) vs. L.A. Raiders (14), Dec. 10, 1990</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%"> </TD><TD>Dallas (21) vs. Atlanta (14), Dec. 22, 1991</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%">34</TD><TD>Los Angeles (21) vs. Baltimore (13), Oct. 22, 1950</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="10%"> </TD><TD>Oakland (21) vs. Atlanta (13), Nov. 30, 1975</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

TheGeneral+ · Sep 26, 2004

Thanks Drunkguy.

Manning on pace for 988 LOL

RobFunk · Sep 26, 2004

speaking of tooth problems i have a tooth that hurts so much lately I wish I could knock it out like tom hanks in cast away but i dont have an ice skating shoe handy.

actually being mostly swedish and french i have perfect teeth i had them sealed when i was young and i never get cavaties but when i became a degenerate gambler i ate so much pizza and drank so much beer that one of my molars in the back had completely cracked open munching down on the second of a two for 1 pizza from papa gino's during my 1 meal a day pizza feast.

so now my tooth kills sometimes and i have to bite down on aspirin to kill the pain, please tell me how many freaking bottles of 99 cent aspirin from CVS can a guy go through in a month.

long story short dont take dental insurance for granted but i will get this bad boy extracted and replaced soon enough :mad:

jim best of luck with your dental problems, if you see any cute sistas make sure they have nice teeth that way you know the girl takes care of herself and it is less likely she has STD's or smokes crack

TheGeneral+ · Sep 26, 2004

Sorry about the tooth Rob.

I think the Colts will slack here. I feel a letdown in 2nd.

RobFunk · Sep 26, 2004

it is scary watching the colts hold on to leads with that secondary they have. not that green bay's has been anything to write home about. this is an arena football game absolute track meet.

with the new rules and everything i wouldnt be suprised to see a colts game with an O/U of 57-60 at some point in season

TheGeneral+ · Sep 26, 2004

Indianapolis has decided to build this D with what they have. They have some injuries. By years end, who knows.

G.MONEY · Sep 26, 2004

BTJ,

YOUR QUOTE IN YOUR THREAD HERE GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. IF THE COLTS DO NOT PUT UP 60, I WILL BUY EVERY MEMBER OF THIS FORUM LOBSTERS FROM LEGALSEAFOOD.

FINAL SCORE:

GREEN BAY 31

INDY 45......DOES NOT LOOK LIKE 60 TO ME....:toothless <-- JIMBO, WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE ARE ADDRESS........JIM ALWAYS THINK BEFORE YOU TALK.

BRING IT ON.................:finger: