My Russion Girlfriend from Podporozhye - Need Advice

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Are you going to be able to convince the wife to let her come stay with you guys?

I'm skeptical I can make that plan work. Any suggestions? Maybe I can tell the wife that she will be our maid, and then
I can pull a Schwarzenegger? Actually that might not be a bad idea...
 

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I'm skeptical I can make that plan work. Any suggestions? Maybe I can tell the wife that she will be our maid, and then
I can pull a Schwarzenegger? Actually that might not be a bad idea...

Wives want the maids to look like arnolds maid. You're out of luck in this case.
 

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After 5 years I brought up the whole 3 way thing once, it didn't go over too well.
 

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Zit gonna land a mail-order wife. Better move to Utah buddy

at the end of the day, them there commies are good with the scams. She's working this one. In a short while, she's going to want 10k to fly to the states to hook up with Zit

That's my prediction
 

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In my one and only visit to Scores, I hired a Russian Girl for a private dance.

Before the 15 (or30) minutes was up, she was asking me to pay her monthly rent. Promised me that her and her girlfriend would go down on me and each other whenever I visited.

I'm like WTF bitch, I only want a lap dance, geez
 
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I had one writing to me a few years ago also from Russia....She was madly in love with me blah blah blah....She was a better looking flaming beauty than you have....I thought how in the hell would a flaming beauty from Russia be madly in love with me when she could have any man in russia?....She wasnt to the point yet of asking for money but I cut it off & blocked her because I figured she was just using me to get to the US marry me then drop my ass like a hot potato & break my heart.......Better block her & delete the stuff B4 your Wife finds out...
 

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Zit, when she asks you for money, tell her you need to see some nude pictures first. Then share them with us (if she's at least 18)

might as well get something out of all this work
 
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OR The dude with the blue & white shirt in the upper pic @ the club is her real BF & they are in on the scam together....
 
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Zit, when she asks you for money, tell her you need to see some nude pictures first. Then share them with us (if she's at least 18)

might as well get something out of all this work

Yeah play her for some nude pics showing plenty of pink but that would cost you....LOL....BTW Marriage scams are a pretty big part of Illegal Immigration fraud...Theres a couple articles in the Immigration thread somewhere...
 

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hey....I thought that was MY Russian girlfriend!! she's cheating on me...I got the same letter and pics...LOL...wait till you get the letter telling you she's in love with you and can't live without you and wants to be with you and oh, by the way, my money is tied up and I can't pay for my plane ticket...can you buy it for me?...at that point you accuse them of being a scammer and all of a sudden they insult you and they're gone..I've done this a few times because it's fun--string them along and when they get to the point when it's time to ask for the dough you say "do you think I'm stupid or something?" the last note from them was "yeah"...LMAO
 

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I'm not dumb enough to tell her my name is festeringZit. I just used FZ to hide my real name on here.

She probably thinks you’re Frank Zappa but doesn’t realize you died 18 years ago.

Man is she in for a surprise.

And just wait till you find out that hot blonde is really a 300 lb. fag. :homer:
 

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Zit is fucking with you guys and you fools are giving him advice as if it's a real situation. Come On!

Now when it was 'sumday' with the same scenario last year I believed it And yeah, he probably did pay her rent.
 
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[ Things are heating up... ]

Hi, my dear FZ!!! Today good day to my mum became much better. she it is almost healthy. I am glad FZ, that there is nice progress in our relations and we became more close people. I often tell about you to my parents and friends. They hope, that will get acquainted with you someday. FZ they insist on that I would acquaint you with them, my parents are especially. I have told them, that I seriously like you FZ, also that you are very nice man. You know FZ, that parents always wish children only good things and they are pleased, when their children are happy. By the way my dad loves fishing and right now he
is going here and speaking, that now he has person, who can be invited for fishing. I laughed for a long time and I told him, that I don't know, would you like it or not and that he is pleased early. And do you know, what did he answer? He told me, that in summer he will make a good fishing tackle for you, also he will teach you to cook a very tasty fish soup. And did you tell to your relatives and friends about me? What do they think about me? Tell me about it please. Do you have any plans concerning our relations? I think, it would be very nice and
useful for us to spent some time together. It can make our relations more closely and help us to learn each other better. Probably we can meet the next month. For example in Europe or the other place. Understand me correctly please FZ, I can't invite you here yet. I live with my parents and I don't know you so much. We had only e-mail messages and I think, that it is better for us to meet in other place.
I want to be with you very much, to see you and to touch you! Dear we can learn each other in such way. Let's discuss it FZ. I will be waiting for your opinion, I miss you and kiss you. Yours, Katy.


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Her dad can teach you how to make a good fish soup.

You gotta give it a shot
 

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Oh, and Zit..when do we get to see the emails you've been sending to her?

You playa you
 
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Oh, and Zit..when do we get to see the emails you've been sending to her?

You playa you

My last email to her:

Katy,

Thanks so much for sending more pictures, I love to see more and more of you!
Your parents sound real nice, and I would love to meet them some time. And,
yes, I think meeting in Europe would be fantastic. I have done a lot of
traveling in western Europe, but not so much eastern Europe. But most
importantly, I just want to be with you. Mid to late July works for me, what
about you - do you have a job that you have to get away from?

I think about you all the time, and am so anxious to hold you in my arms,
and touch you so sensually. I know I can make you happy my love.

Katy, do you have any more sensual pictures?

Missing you so much, -FZ
 

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Maybe she is a birther? Or hates Obama as much as you. Come on man this isn't serious I hope
 

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fuckin' love it

FZ, given your last e-mail, this will go on for some time. When does she crack and ask for cash, or a plane ticket

she's a cool customer.


great thread
 

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