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The Great Govenor of California
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I DONT eat anything that has a FACE

I eat only things that are the color Green, that includes Green Apples, Green Grapes, Wheatgrass, Celery. Watermelon and carrots count becasue they have green attatched.

My ONLY Bevrage is WATER


Ive been puking the last 5 hrs from some bad fish, never again.
 

Another Day, Another Dollar
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Sorry Rail. Mayo will do that too. Food poisoning sucks.
 

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Sounds like bad news for the wife/girlfriend -
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Good luck on the diet Rail. How has the French Open been treating you?
 

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Always have some acidophillus around.

I suggest the highly concentrated form in tablet form which contains billions of good organisms.

At the very least, have some yogurt around that has live cultures.

FISHHEAD, PHD
 

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Yeah, hate those little bastards!
 

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Rail,

Sorry about the food poisening thing but it's obvious you haven't spent much time in the country. First of all, watermelons are green on the outside... that red stuff doesn't grow inside a plastic tub. Second, you can eat all veggies if "they have green attached" is your main criteria. I don't know of two many blue or purple food bearing plants.
 

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Does a shrimp have a face?

I guess if you have eyes, you have a face.

Would that be correct?
 

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Good luck, stick to it and most importantly, dont past post your dietician...
 

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Hey Rail,

That means you can only eat moldy green pussy right???Or do you consider it to be connected to an animal with a face???

Ghost
 

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