My last post. I've been diagnosed with Ed Zachary Disease.

[BoratSagdiyev]

A woman was distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any
sex
in
quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with
her,
so
she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex
therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your
crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again,
the
woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me..." As
she
did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.

"Your probrem velly bad. You haf . Worse case I ever
see.
Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face
look Ed Zachary like your butt."

 

[maxdemo]

lol

 

[Journeyman]

You have come a long way Boratski!

 

[DENIRO]

what are you saying

is sick gambler going to comeback

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DE NIRO:
what are you saying

is sick gambler going to comeback<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO

 

[RPM]

great joke. havent heard that one in years.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Thank you my friends. I try every day to affect in positive way someone. If I can bring smile to your face that is good for me.All I want is for everyone to support me and my friends when it is time to say nice t hings about future sportsbook. Thank you.

 

[wilheim]

This joke is from the movie Big Trouble with Tim Allen and Rene Rousso. Not that it really matters.


wil.

 

[honolulu]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by honolulu:
ROTFLMAO!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What this means Honolulu?

 

[Ghostballz]

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!!!!

rotflmao!!!!

Ghost

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Where has Willheim been? Did anyone else notice that he has been missing?

 

[CoachLT]

Borat, you made me LAUGH. LT

 

[exilarch]

I hate puns. The lowest form of humor.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Did anyone ask you?
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by exilarch:
I hate puns. The lowest form of humor.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>