I THINK THAT SHE MAY HAVE ENCOUNTERED SOME OF OUR GROUP THERE, BUT I AM NOT SURE.....
SHE WAS OFF TO THE WINDOW TO CASH IN HER 17.65 IN NICKELS THAT SHE HAD ACCUMULATED OVER THE COURSE OF THE DAY, AND SHE SAID SHE NOTICED A KIND OF "ROWDY" CROWD, AS SHE PUT IT, AT THE CRAPS TABLE......
SHE SAID THERE WAS A MIDDLE-AGED, KIND OF DISTINGUISHED MAN, FLASHING LOTS OF CASH, AND BUYING EVERYONE DRINKS, HE WAS ACCOMPANIED BY A YOUNG BLONDE GIRL, AND HE HAD A DRINK IN ONE HAND AND HIS OTHER HAND ON THE YOUNG GIRL'S "BOTTOM" AS SHE PUT IT, HE KEPT "YELLING , IM LUCKY TONIGHT, IM LUCKY TONIGHT, GOOD LORD, IM GETTIN LUCKY TONIGHT", PROBLEM WAS, GRANDMA SAID HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE DICE.......
SHE ALSO NOTICED A TALLER, THINNER MAN THAT KEPT ASKING THE WAITRESS IF THEY SERVED "CAFFEINE-FREE" DIET DR PEPPER, THE REGULAR DR PEPPER WAS MAKING HIM FEEL A LITTLE "LOOSE".......
SHE SAID SHE NOTICED THE WAITRESS APPROACH A BIG, STOCKY, IRISH LOOKING MAN, WITH A NICE SMILE, SHE ASKED IF HE WOULD LIKE ANYTHING FROM THE BAR, 5 MINUTES LATER, WHEN HE WAS STILL ANSWERING HER, GRANDMA SAID THE WAITRESS HAD LOST INTEREST AND MOVED ON......
THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN, WHO HAD JOINED THE GROUP WHO KEPT YELLING "BALLS OF BLUE" , "BALLS OF BLUE", TWO ATTRACTIVE LADIES CAME OVER AND EXPLAINED THEY COULD FIX THAT PROBLEM FOR A FAIR PRICE, BUT UPON REALIZING HE HAD NO MORE CHIPS, THEY FLIPPED HIM OFF, AND MOVED ON....
MY GRANDMOTHER WAS SO INTRIGUED BY THIS, THAT SHE APPROACHED THE TABLE TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON.....SHE CAME UPON A NICE "GRANDFATHERLY LOOKING" MAN, WHOM SHE FELT SAFE WITH, SHE ASKED HIM "WHATS GOING ON?", HE PROCEEDED TO PULL OUT HIS WALLET, SHOW HER SOME SNAPSHOTS OF NAKED WOMEN", AND ASKED "DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE H.I.P?"....WELL OF COURSE GRANDMA DIDNT, BUT NOW THE STRANGER DOES KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE RUNDOWN BY A "LITTLE RASCAL" SCOOTER AT 3 MPH........
GRANDMA DON'T PLAY!!!!!!!
IF SHE CALLS BACK, I WILL LET YOU KNOW.....
SHE WAS OFF TO THE WINDOW TO CASH IN HER 17.65 IN NICKELS THAT SHE HAD ACCUMULATED OVER THE COURSE OF THE DAY, AND SHE SAID SHE NOTICED A KIND OF "ROWDY" CROWD, AS SHE PUT IT, AT THE CRAPS TABLE......
SHE SAID THERE WAS A MIDDLE-AGED, KIND OF DISTINGUISHED MAN, FLASHING LOTS OF CASH, AND BUYING EVERYONE DRINKS, HE WAS ACCOMPANIED BY A YOUNG BLONDE GIRL, AND HE HAD A DRINK IN ONE HAND AND HIS OTHER HAND ON THE YOUNG GIRL'S "BOTTOM" AS SHE PUT IT, HE KEPT "YELLING , IM LUCKY TONIGHT, IM LUCKY TONIGHT, GOOD LORD, IM GETTIN LUCKY TONIGHT", PROBLEM WAS, GRANDMA SAID HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE DICE.......
SHE ALSO NOTICED A TALLER, THINNER MAN THAT KEPT ASKING THE WAITRESS IF THEY SERVED "CAFFEINE-FREE" DIET DR PEPPER, THE REGULAR DR PEPPER WAS MAKING HIM FEEL A LITTLE "LOOSE".......
SHE SAID SHE NOTICED THE WAITRESS APPROACH A BIG, STOCKY, IRISH LOOKING MAN, WITH A NICE SMILE, SHE ASKED IF HE WOULD LIKE ANYTHING FROM THE BAR, 5 MINUTES LATER, WHEN HE WAS STILL ANSWERING HER, GRANDMA SAID THE WAITRESS HAD LOST INTEREST AND MOVED ON......
THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN, WHO HAD JOINED THE GROUP WHO KEPT YELLING "BALLS OF BLUE" , "BALLS OF BLUE", TWO ATTRACTIVE LADIES CAME OVER AND EXPLAINED THEY COULD FIX THAT PROBLEM FOR A FAIR PRICE, BUT UPON REALIZING HE HAD NO MORE CHIPS, THEY FLIPPED HIM OFF, AND MOVED ON....
MY GRANDMOTHER WAS SO INTRIGUED BY THIS, THAT SHE APPROACHED THE TABLE TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON.....SHE CAME UPON A NICE "GRANDFATHERLY LOOKING" MAN, WHOM SHE FELT SAFE WITH, SHE ASKED HIM "WHATS GOING ON?", HE PROCEEDED TO PULL OUT HIS WALLET, SHOW HER SOME SNAPSHOTS OF NAKED WOMEN", AND ASKED "DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE H.I.P?"....WELL OF COURSE GRANDMA DIDNT, BUT NOW THE STRANGER DOES KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE RUNDOWN BY A "LITTLE RASCAL" SCOOTER AT 3 MPH........
GRANDMA DON'T PLAY!!!!!!!
IF SHE CALLS BACK, I WILL LET YOU KNOW.....