MY GRANDMOTHER JUST CALLED FROM VEGAS, AND.........

Search

Pop-culture, entertainment, sports and contest Mod
Joined
Dec 20, 2002
Messages
33,977
Tokens
I THINK THAT SHE MAY HAVE ENCOUNTERED SOME OF OUR GROUP THERE, BUT I AM NOT SURE.....

SHE WAS OFF TO THE WINDOW TO CASH IN HER 17.65 IN NICKELS THAT SHE HAD ACCUMULATED OVER THE COURSE OF THE DAY, AND SHE SAID SHE NOTICED A KIND OF "ROWDY" CROWD, AS SHE PUT IT, AT THE CRAPS TABLE......

SHE SAID THERE WAS A MIDDLE-AGED, KIND OF DISTINGUISHED MAN, FLASHING LOTS OF CASH, AND BUYING EVERYONE DRINKS, HE WAS ACCOMPANIED BY A YOUNG BLONDE GIRL, AND HE HAD A DRINK IN ONE HAND AND HIS OTHER HAND ON THE YOUNG GIRL'S "BOTTOM" AS SHE PUT IT, HE KEPT "YELLING , IM LUCKY TONIGHT, IM LUCKY TONIGHT, GOOD LORD, IM GETTIN LUCKY TONIGHT", PROBLEM WAS, GRANDMA SAID HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE DICE.......

SHE ALSO NOTICED A TALLER, THINNER MAN THAT KEPT ASKING THE WAITRESS IF THEY SERVED "CAFFEINE-FREE" DIET DR PEPPER, THE REGULAR DR PEPPER WAS MAKING HIM FEEL A LITTLE "LOOSE".......

SHE SAID SHE NOTICED THE WAITRESS APPROACH A BIG, STOCKY, IRISH LOOKING MAN, WITH A NICE SMILE, SHE ASKED IF HE WOULD LIKE ANYTHING FROM THE BAR, 5 MINUTES LATER, WHEN HE WAS STILL ANSWERING HER, GRANDMA SAID THE WAITRESS HAD LOST INTEREST AND MOVED ON......

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN, WHO HAD JOINED THE GROUP WHO KEPT YELLING "BALLS OF BLUE" , "BALLS OF BLUE", TWO ATTRACTIVE LADIES CAME OVER AND EXPLAINED THEY COULD FIX THAT PROBLEM FOR A FAIR PRICE, BUT UPON REALIZING HE HAD NO MORE CHIPS, THEY FLIPPED HIM OFF, AND MOVED ON....

MY GRANDMOTHER WAS SO INTRIGUED BY THIS, THAT SHE APPROACHED THE TABLE TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON.....SHE CAME UPON A NICE "GRANDFATHERLY LOOKING" MAN, WHOM SHE FELT SAFE WITH, SHE ASKED HIM "WHATS GOING ON?", HE PROCEEDED TO PULL OUT HIS WALLET, SHOW HER SOME SNAPSHOTS OF NAKED WOMEN", AND ASKED "DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE H.I.P?"....WELL OF COURSE GRANDMA DIDNT, BUT NOW THE STRANGER DOES KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE RUNDOWN BY A "LITTLE RASCAL" SCOOTER AT 3 MPH........

GRANDMA DON'T PLAY!!!!!!!
icon_biggrin.gif



IF SHE CALLS BACK, I WILL LET YOU KNOW.....
 

Pop-culture, entertainment, sports and contest Mod
Joined
Dec 20, 2002
Messages
33,977
Tokens
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The General:
Funny post Bucs
icon_biggrin.gif


You are joking right
icon_eek.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


YOU FIGURE THAT OUT GENERAL......
icon_razz.gif
 

Pop-culture, entertainment, sports and contest Mod
Joined
Dec 20, 2002
Messages
33,977
Tokens
GRANNY JUST CALLED BACK, SAID THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED EARLY THIS MORNING...

SHE WENT DOWN TO THE GIFT SHOP TO GET SOME GERITOL, AND A FLEET ENEMA (TO GET HER GOING FOR ANOTHER LONG DAY), AND SHE SAW A SAD LITTLE MAN WEARING A "I LIKE MEN, BUT I'M NOT GAY" T-SHIRT, WANDERING THE LOBBY, CRYING, AND WHINING "BROWNIE, WHERE ARE YOU, BROWNIE, HAS ANYONE SEEN BROWNIE?".....SHE WAS WORRIED SO SHE ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG, HE SAID HE HAD LOST HIS LITTLE DOG, HIS WIFE HAD LEFT TO GO SEE SIGFREID & ROY, AND WORSE, HE HAD LOST HIS LAST 600.00 ON A BALL GAME, THAT HE BET AFTER HE THOUGHT IT HAD STARTED, BUT TURNED OUT HE WAS ON PACIFIC STANDARD TIME, AND THAT THE BET WOULD COUNT......

REALLY MAKES U WONDER.....
icon_confused.gif
 

New member
Joined
Sep 21, 2004
Messages
760
Tokens
I heard Brownie got traded in at the local sushi bar for 2 partial payments of $300 each if the meat is good
1036316054.gif
 

Pop-culture, entertainment, sports and contest Mod
Joined
Dec 20, 2002
Messages
33,977
Tokens
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ball Rash:
I heard Brownie got traded in at the local sushi bar for 2 partial payments of $300 each if the meat is good
1036316054.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

icon_eek.gif
 

RPM

OG
Joined
Mar 20, 2001
Messages
23,146
Tokens
yep, that was them. the older distinguished guy was probably wearing a hawiian shirt.
 

Pop-culture, entertainment, sports and contest Mod
Joined
Dec 20, 2002
Messages
33,977
Tokens
UPDATE FROM GRANDMA, THERE ARE SOME PROBLEMS IN VEGAS NOW.....

SEEMS THERE WAS A GROUP OF PEOPLE HANGING AROUND THE CRAPS TABLE CAUSING PROBLEMS, INSULTING THE CASINO WORKERS, THE PLAYERS, AND BASICALLY INCITING PROBLEMS......THEY WERE "BANNED" FROM THE TABLE BY A FLOOR MANAGER, AND ALL RETREATED TO THEIR "OWN LITTLE TABLE" WHICH NO ONE SEEMED TO REALLY NOTICE.....THEY DIDNT REALLY PLAY CRAPS THERE, OR DO ANYTHING, THEY JUST SAT AND GRIPED ABOUT ALL THE PLAYERS AT THE OTHER TABLE, AND HOW THEY HAD "HATED IT" WHEN THEY PLAYED AT THAT TABLE.....HOWEVER EACH ONE WAS SECRETLY WONDERING HOW HE COULD "RETURN, AND PLAY AT THAT TABLE" CUZ IT OBVIOUSLY WAS THE "HOTTEST" TABLE IN THE CASINO........
icon_biggrin.gif
 

Pop-culture, entertainment, sports and contest Mod
Joined
Dec 20, 2002
Messages
33,977
Tokens
^

BUMP FOR UNCLE B......

I OWE HIM ONE......
icon_rolleyes.gif
 

Pop-culture, entertainment, sports and contest Mod
Joined
Dec 20, 2002
Messages
33,977
Tokens
CMON UNCLE, I KNOW U MUST HAVE READ THIS...
icon_biggrin.gif
 

Pop-culture, entertainment, sports and contest Mod
Joined
Dec 20, 2002
Messages
33,977
Tokens
well at least dante made it back safely........
 

There's always next year, like in 75, 90-93, 99 &
Joined
Sep 20, 2004
Messages
15,270
Tokens
Odds on who "Grandma" hooked up with
1036253673.gif


EV Butternuuts
+300 McIrish
+800 Kenny
+1200 Panther
+2000 Angelle
 

Pop-culture, entertainment, sports and contest Mod
Joined
Dec 20, 2002
Messages
33,977
Tokens
CMON LANDER....
icon_rolleyes.gif



YOU KNOW GRANDMA DONT PLAY LIKE THAT......
icon_mad.gif
 

Pop-culture, entertainment, sports and contest Mod
Joined
Dec 20, 2002
Messages
33,977
Tokens
GRANDMA MADE IT HOME SAFE, AND WITH A COOL 32.50 IN HER POCKET....

LOOKS LIKE A FULL WEEK OF BINGO AHEAD, PLAYING ON THE WINNINGS......
icon_biggrin.gif
 

Pop-culture, entertainment, sports and contest Mod
Joined
Dec 20, 2002
Messages
33,977
Tokens
WHERE IS UNCLE B.....

THIS WAS MADE ESPECIALLY FOR HIM, I KNEW HE WOULD LIKE IT......AND STILL HAVENT SEEN HIM BACK FROM VEGAS?

SURE HOPE GRANDMA DIDNT PACK HIM AWAY IN HER SUITCASE AFTER ALL....

SHE COULD PROBABLY MAKE HIM HAPPY, WITH NO TEETH AND ALL...
icon_eek.gif
 

Forum statistics

Threads
1,119,918
Messages
13,575,219
Members
100,883
Latest member
iniesta2025
The RX is the sports betting industry's leading information portal for bonuses, picks, and sportsbook reviews. Find the best deals offered by a sportsbook in your state and browse our free picks section.FacebookTwitterInstagramContact Usforum@therx.com