Im 20 and huge into baseball and sports but I have always maintained that golf is not a sport
A friend from my college baseball team likes golf a lot and I love right by a course so he finally got me to play.
To start with a was pissed off that besides having to pay to play I had to waste another 25 bucks to rent clubs because being left handed I couldn't borrow my friends. Once again society is ****ign over a lefty but im use to that.
Then we play.
Well i gotta say hitting a ****ign gold ball is the hardest thing ive ever done in my life. I suck I sucked sucked sucked. I cant hit a moving baseball and can't hit a ball thats on a t. Horrible.
2 holes later i had to get my driver out of a tree as my attitude sucks and i was so ****ign frustrated
Im throwing shit all over really pissed and I have a new respect for the pretensious cocksuckers that are good at this GAME thats right still not a sport
Then i descovered something fun- driving the golf cart
By the way i dont drive at all so this really was fun
On the 177th hole it starts pouring and on the 18th theres lightning
My freidn wants to go but im like **** that i dropped like 50 bucks already im finishing
He drives the cart on the grass and it spins around so hes lkiek **** this im leaving it here
Now being left handed im a nutjob and decide Im gonna see how fast it can go
Wekk it can go fast and as I discovered it can also spin around 8 straight times fall onto the path and throw me 20 feet onto concetete where i slide 10 feet
somehow i dont have a scratch
I extended my arms so i wouldnt break my pithcing hand and landed face first but it was hilarious
I will never ever play golf again thast shit is too hard too frustrating too expensive and a game not a sport
A friend from my college baseball team likes golf a lot and I love right by a course so he finally got me to play.
To start with a was pissed off that besides having to pay to play I had to waste another 25 bucks to rent clubs because being left handed I couldn't borrow my friends. Once again society is ****ign over a lefty but im use to that.
Then we play.
Well i gotta say hitting a ****ign gold ball is the hardest thing ive ever done in my life. I suck I sucked sucked sucked. I cant hit a moving baseball and can't hit a ball thats on a t. Horrible.
2 holes later i had to get my driver out of a tree as my attitude sucks and i was so ****ign frustrated
Im throwing shit all over really pissed and I have a new respect for the pretensious cocksuckers that are good at this GAME thats right still not a sport
Then i descovered something fun- driving the golf cart
By the way i dont drive at all so this really was fun
On the 177th hole it starts pouring and on the 18th theres lightning
My freidn wants to go but im like **** that i dropped like 50 bucks already im finishing
He drives the cart on the grass and it spins around so hes lkiek **** this im leaving it here
Now being left handed im a nutjob and decide Im gonna see how fast it can go
Wekk it can go fast and as I discovered it can also spin around 8 straight times fall onto the path and throw me 20 feet onto concetete where i slide 10 feet
somehow i dont have a scratch
I extended my arms so i wouldnt break my pithcing hand and landed face first but it was hilarious
I will never ever play golf again thast shit is too hard too frustrating too expensive and a game not a sport
