hno:
- Ice cream truck drivers that look like pedophiles that just got out of prison.
- When you hold the door for someone and they don't say thanks.
- When you get out of the car at restaurants the same time as someone else and they run to get in line ahead of you.
- Gargbage men that find it necessary to throw you grabage can as far as they can after dumping it.
- Cashiers that ask for your drivers license when you use your debit card.
- When you hold the door for someone and they don't say thanks.
- When you get out of the car at restaurants the same time as someone else and they run to get in line ahead of you.
- Gargbage men that find it necessary to throw you grabage can as far as they can after dumping it.
- Cashiers that ask for your drivers license when you use your debit card.
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It's really only funny if it is the preacher who flatulates.
Come to think of it the word "flatulate" is funny in itself. Use it amongst uneducated folk who have no idea what you are talking about.
Cunnilingus is another word that is funny but pleasant.
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Come to think of it the word "flatulate" is funny in itself. Use it amongst uneducated folk who have no idea what you are talking about.
Cunnilingus is another word that is funny but pleasant.
Rude people in general - most of their annoying driving habits have already been mentioned.
Other things they do that piss me off include:
Other things they do that piss me off include:
- littering/graffiti
- spitting on sidewalks and parking lots, do they think we want to step in their phlegm?
- not picking up their dog shit when walking them
- letting their dogs run loose around the neighborhood
- intentionally parking their car in two stalls, sometimes I put a big goober on their window but I may start keying to teach them a lesson
people who don't say thanks and please. It's not that hard.
people who talk and talk and talk and talk forever and you can't get a word in
people who don't say "thanks" when I left them into traffic or let them turn.
people who wear bluetooth headsets when they're not using them.
people who want to get onto the subway before we even get out. I'd love to barrel through them all.
loud annoying teenagers
people who treat restaurant servers like crap when there is no reason to
Will post more if I can remember.
people who talk and talk and talk and talk forever and you can't get a word in
people who don't say "thanks" when I left them into traffic or let them turn.
people who wear bluetooth headsets when they're not using them.
people who want to get onto the subway before we even get out. I'd love to barrel through them all.
loud annoying teenagers
people who treat restaurant servers like crap when there is no reason to
Will post more if I can remember.
These three have been mentioned but i will reiterate because if you do them, please stop.
1. People who drive slow in the left lane. PLEASE KEEP RIGHT, PASS LEFT. If there is no one to your right, there is no need to be in the left lane.
2. People who piss in the stall and not the urinal. I DONT WANT TO CLEAN UP YOUR PISS when I have to take a shit. It already sux having to take a shit in the public bathroom, but i also always have to wipe up your piss. Dont be scared, people wont look at your weinie.
3. People who bitch about the shitty card players at the table. Every game I play at Bodog is the same story. Loser, Donk, You Suck. Do you want everyone to be as good as YOU? If everyone was good, it would be hard to make any frickin money.
If you are a culprit of any of the above, its OK. Just PLEASE STOP.
1. People who drive slow in the left lane. PLEASE KEEP RIGHT, PASS LEFT. If there is no one to your right, there is no need to be in the left lane.
2. People who piss in the stall and not the urinal. I DONT WANT TO CLEAN UP YOUR PISS when I have to take a shit. It already sux having to take a shit in the public bathroom, but i also always have to wipe up your piss. Dont be scared, people wont look at your weinie.
3. People who bitch about the shitty card players at the table. Every game I play at Bodog is the same story. Loser, Donk, You Suck. Do you want everyone to be as good as YOU? If everyone was good, it would be hard to make any frickin money.
If you are a culprit of any of the above, its OK. Just PLEASE STOP.
- no directional on the freeway doesn't bother me (in fact, I am often guilty of it), but not using it on surface streets drives me nuts. much worse to drive too slowly the farther left you drive
- already mentioned, but people who use electronics as fashion accessories (phones on belts, ear pieces, etc.)
- people who don't flush the toilet and/or wash their hands. Seriously, you are that f*ing lazy that you can't flush after pissing? Just disgusting and often stinks. Scumbags.
- already mentioned, but people who use electronics as fashion accessories (phones on belts, ear pieces, etc.)
- people who don't flush the toilet and/or wash their hands. Seriously, you are that f*ing lazy that you can't flush after pissing? Just disgusting and often stinks. Scumbags.
In my office, there are a few people who use the paper seat-covers in the bathroom. Then they leave them on the toilet! WTF? So they're so worried about germs and hygiene, but they have no problem leaving their used covers on the toilet for somebody else to throw away?
Waiting for the day I catch one of them walking out. I plan to grab the cover, follow them to their desk, and then be like "Oh, I think you misplaced this."
Same goes for drivers who toss their cigs out the window. Selfish bastards.
